I think, this is my belated xmas pressie.
from my dearest friend, fingers crossed.
he is 12 days old, so I won't get him for a while.
his name will be Dexter.
yes, that is a hand he is being held in, he is tiny.
and the white lines on pic are just camera fluff.
check out the size of his paws to his face.
his parents were fucking huge at six months.
tho I only saw them months after they were born.
IF I do get him, he will be bigger.
my boy will be strong like bull.
hehehe.

I think I am in real trouble, I am doing accents.
I am just making shit up.
But I am speaking with an accent to people I meet?
what should I do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Hw2Ejb7P4

Noisy Doggie.

London Elephants as found by yours truly.
This one is my faveourite, he ish sho cute.
















258 of the bastards, who will sponsor me to take pics of all of them?
I will do head on and profile pics, I have 8 days to get them all.
£50 top up on my oyster card will do it, I have been inspired by this art exhibition, so don't help me, help the elephant's.
Or you could just bid on owning the sculptures, prices start at £500 and go up in £250 increments. see how cheap I am offering to photograph all 258 for £50, lol. No really I mean it. £50 will get you a minimum of 516 pictures of the biggest live art Exhibition ever in London. Anything I get over the oyster card top up will be paid directly to the charity, I will provide receipts.

Having just seen the piss poor british (dick van dyke style) New York act The Drums, who just try to hard, and sound too much like every music genre from the 80's uk scene. Here's a reminder of how great north america can be at quirky and different.
I know I mentioned joanna newsom before, and this is a classic for me.



Keep an eye out for her performances on Later.... with jools holland Friday night BBC2.

Oooh, it's election day and I am quite excited at the prospect of a hung parliament, can't wait for the results to start comming through, and unusually I can't stop hoping and thinking about hung, hmm hung, so many connotations, love it.

Right after the 3 main parties have had leadership debates, the Murdoch led parties have proved their agenda by supporting the tories, but then all media has to answer for their loyalties, unless your so so rich and you don't live in the country your trying to influence, Rupert Murdoch is a vile nasty self obsessed cunt, go ahead sue me.
No party right now in the UK deserves overall control, I am tired of the tories telling me we had 13 years of shit labour government, well even your lord murdoch abandoned the tories to support labour, and for 11 years the uk enjoyed massive prosperity till the scourge of bush 2.0 allowing the american banks to run riot over the economies of the world, (cough cough sub prime mortgages), this global situation was caused not by labour or the tories or any european parties, but by Bush junior and his failure to understand anything other than getting one over on his daddy, by doing over saddam. Thank fuck america has obama, yet the brits are in danger of electing another privelaged republican cunt, when we could could all make a choice to work for each other, I just hope Brighton in the UK does the right thing by electing the first green party MP.

I had to have 2 "enigineers" visit my flat this week, the first on monday who looked like matt hughes' older shorter hotter brother, to do my boiler safety check, if you don't know who matt hughes is well he is a porn star, blue peter badge for you.
Today I had a VirginMedia engineer turn up to replace my old cable tv box, but he was the spitting image of how david blane's older butcher brick shithouse sized brother would be, unfortunately I was trying to take a pic of his ass when he looked directly at me, so I didnt dare try again, cos the phone goes click and I ain't worked out how to turn the noise off. I need to start answering the door in my underwear, and faking embarressment. Thank god there is so much work still to be done on my building in next few weeks, shame the nice weather is set to end.

Spotted a few fox's, on camera tonight, kinda happy they are here,
I only wish all the cameras were working so I could snapshot them.
Here's hoping they bring the cubs round.

Had the cops in my flat last night, not for anything bad, I was/am a bit distressed yesterday, in a serious dark place. My friend called police when I didn't answer the fone quick enough, for fear I had done somit bad to myself. I got slightly aggressive on the cop cos he wanted to search my flat, I let him do his search, thank fuck I wasn't getting high. I am kinda shit, and have been for a while, but, I'm ok, just a bit grrrrrr. I apologise to anyone that I kicked off to. I am sorry I let it build so much, but I have to let it build, b4 I can let it go. I haven't let it go yet.

R.I.P. Malcom McLaren, fuck all the sex pistols crap, and Double Dutch/Buffalo Girls, I loved his other stuff.

The Bootzilla album and of course the classic Madame Butterfly.

It's a bit clipped & cut at end but still amazing.

King of chavs.

Ohh how I wanna ... this hideous biggot, Now I know most brits wont know who he is, but liviing in london this cunt turns up on telly every few weeks, claiming to protect the rights of workers.
Bob Crow I wil lick your balls for a lifetime if you can prove you ever did anything usefull, not including the usual shit, prove to me you helped tube workers, your constantly ranting, much like I do, but I only ever claimed to rant about myself, not on behalf of others, you nasty nasty bastard, actually you owe me a life of sucking my balls for having you control the tube strikes, you fat cunt, I want u so bad.
Yea I want that hot dusty load.

if your belly is wider than your height, then just die now.
Fucking raging about people being cunts.
It includes my so called friends, you allow people to take the piss out of you, but you fail to get a grip? You stupid cunt, is your medication messing you up more than mine?

Catching up on a few things was totally exhausting,
It's tough being nice.
Breaking Bad is back for series 3, which was awesome.
South Park is back "mcboogerballs" was good.
Why did I not bring my elite xbox back with me to London?
AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHH. Fuck it, so annoyed at so many people.
Tho strangely not at me, for once I did nothing wrong.
I will save the freakout for another time.

Woohoo back home in London.
Thanks D&G.
I bought a coffee table for 1st time today, what's that all about?
Oh yea, another thing to pile stuff up on, tho it has a shelf so I can pile things underneath also, hehehe.

New phone, new limits?
Nah, this place dosen't change except I am now almost as anonymous here as I am at Home. That's gonna be cool till I bump into someone I know by accident.
That's Devon for you.

Off away for a week or so to stay with friends.
I am not sure it's a gr8 idea...
I may be wrong?

Saw this banksy today in the flesh, well passed it on the bus and it's behind perspex now, which apparently gets sprayed over regular, so was kinda cool to catch it in the clear. Shame it wasn't a nicer day to see it.

Fucked up my Wii again yesterday, once I finally got it working again I actually kept copies on a disc so when i forget how much hassle it is to fix, i can just go back to start. Pheww I can sleep now. 2moro it's get all the extras......

Woohoo. Built my new bedframe today, dismantle of old bed, and build of new, single handed, about 3 hours, sleeping on an even mattress. should be priceless?