This is just spleening my vex now. But all the PTF's out there.
Can u stop what ur doing, it's not a request.

perhaps better known as Mr. Bronson from grange hill (actor Michael Sheard), he recently died from cancer aged 65. All 2gether now, awwwww.

in honour of the 'ironic' classic. "who the F*** is Pete Doherty?
any suggestions? Who the F*** is************ feel free to 2 post names.

Thanks for letting me finally grab the glasgow green gig, it is so like the night felt. i love it.

if anyone wants to do something selfless, then find me and send me a medium of this tshirt, i dunno where to get it from, but saw it on someone today, and have to have one, in this blue colour, its says Nokia style "VODKA
Connecting People"

so if u find one buy it for me, it will make an old man smile.

hehehehe

LOL

http://www.geoffellis.com/storewars.html




for all u star wars freaks, get over it.

it was great at the time. looking back, it like cagney & lacey.

sorry tufty, ur wee bro has some more discs heading his way.

Ian Paisly Jr.

Please dont cry crocodile tears over Mo mowlam.
Just shed real tears at being an ugly cock eyed cunt.
sorry dear readers for the language, but pricks like this using death for political points, can kiss my !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont really think i can say anything else, except bush/blair cunts. protestant/catholic, u both worship same god, I know im treading on thin ice here. But both catholic/protestant*, its same guy (u r only protestants cos Henry the 8th, wasnt allowed to divorce, (Cromwell/potato famine) before he chopped his wife's head off, and created his own church). But I do believe the western part of europe has moved on long ago. now we just have to include African slavery into the mix. now Im laffing at us all. * equals england only.

Rest In Peace. u fabuolous wee husband stealing bitch, read her book. she's a legend.
I am saddened by her premature death.
God love her.
night night Marjorie, xxx.

Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, crap crap crap crap crap, yea is infectious for a wee while, but then again so is V.D.

Here's a wee joke, that made me spill my drink, Well almost, alcohol is precious stuff.

Pregnant Irish girl fones home, "Ma oi tink me waters hav just broke." "Oh me holy Jaysus, where r u ringing from?" "oim ringing from me minge to me fockin ankles."

well I laffed if u didnt.

I was recently asked for my top 5 dream celebrity shags, so thought I would share. From the top, tho in no preference order, Jason Robinson(mmmm), Andrew Cole(always been a fave), Pharrell Williams(how could you not), Darren Campbell(hell yea), Dr.Dre(no I dont want a record deal). But I would be happy with any one of the 5. Tho Denzel ur welcome anytime.

Anyone noticing a theme? it aint my fault, i was brought up on an island of white people.
Feel free to make quality suggestions of the like, and I may have my own top 20 before long.

My ex's new doggy. His name is Zakary, tho he can bounce like Zebedee, he's a very sweet doggy. I do mean the doggy not my ex.

Well BB6 is over, there is a God after all, but as far as this show is concerned, it's clear yet again, that it's the producers who decide who's going to win. The british public are idiots, and if you want proof just check the midget cheeky chappy that won. Oh well theres always next summer to vent my spleen on.

why didnt this closet case cancel his somerset house gig?

It's Craid David, for those tiny white communities that know no better.
tho u can definately tell he struggling with his weight, yet again.


Serious apologies to Tufty, am gutted dude, totally gutted.

alleged free ipod*: seems like some getting them, but gotta be worth a try.
click the link and take a spin, it may take upto 2 months to receive.

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=20965585


seems to work, i know some ppl who got one or 3, depends n how many ppl u know.

*I take no responsibility if u dont get one.