Del,
what can I say?
1st thanx for a very hot night in cold december.
2nd it was gr8 to have time with u ;-)x. (Apologies again for shutting u out.)
opened ur xmas card, after u left obviously, thought it was a very lovely front pic. NY in the 30's with glittery snow, Then read the message inside, u will always be my big dude lifelong pal, then saw it was a card in support of Breast cancer, well done big dude.
Thank U, xxx

Luv always ur lil dude*1/hamster*2/IAMS*3.

*1 he is a foot taller than me.
*2 he called me this long before richard hammond was called this on Top Gear.
*3 this just for big dude, IAMS. A wee injoke just for us.



WOW. Thank you marklesparkleharklebarkle.
And I am sure any pics n mp3's should appear on his site, which can be found by clicking the Tufty link on the right of this page.
Feel the noise.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/mostof_coeliac1.shtml

for all us coeliacs.
Hmmmmmmmmm, how to take sides?
who can u trust?
Fucking Hell.
Enough Is Enough.
This aint about race or religion.
I was recently asked to turn my baseball cap backwards, or take it off,
when I asked why, I was told it was policy.
I wont mention the store, but it makes me wonder what they would have done if I had chosen to wear a female limiting exposure piece of clothing. e.g.burkha.
would they ask me to remove it?
how can u turn a it round so as to expose u?
so as a man, am i being discriminated against?
I don't think so, but the principle is the same,
I like wearing my cap, cos I can choose to not make eye contact.
For everyone sick of james blunt.
Try this

good old weird al.
Need a new party piece?
Try this
just in from a nice wee night out with Gaz, cheers for a good night dude, and special thanx for the oyster card, total bonus, almost as good a night out as the Q bar in Barca, but not quite, ok not even close to barca, but was a good night none the less. thanx to sparky for my wee pressie last week, it made it most amusing trolling round soho and practically every street corner was smelling fine, but price check on aisle 4 please, poor tourists know no better, LOL.
I've made a list.

Hold him and keep him strong.


Fake opportunites.

Barcelona, you will be mine.

these words all the time you will be mine, gaudi be mine.
guya soy celiaco y no puedo comer con gluten.
Fucking Boomerang channel, re-editing '50's Tom & Jerry cartoons.
Get a grip, a cartoon cat smoking is no more likely to start kids smoking than encourage kids to draw a whole in a wall and jump through the hole.
God help Bender from futurama, how the fuck are they gonna edit that, or the simpsons.....
the list is endless.

wait till they ban the most popular drug of all caffeine, then kiss goodbye to the irn bru 32( shut ur hole u tweedy auld crow) ad.
Imagine a painter & decorator being surrounded only by renaissance art?
a politics graduate and allowed them only to watch daytime television,
or a bug eyed bank clerk and only allowed hin to listen to Lenny bruce records,
how about a flameco singer made to take a vow of silence?
Asylum.
Asylum.
Bruce Parry, Tribe, Awesome.
this machine can only swallow money.

2day I need something more sub sub sub substantial..
The cat in the hat came back.

1,2,3,4.

it took over me.

I am, I am I am S*******.
(my new ringtone)

youre gonna be a star.

named by a poet.

a goldfish in a pond.

I may just be be the greatest thing since bread came sliced.

Tho I suspect i am more an inimtation of life.

Perhaps i am more,

this story is a sad one told many times,

just add water, stir in a lie.

But then again, "am I bothered?"

I am still me, still struggling like everyone else.

Rxxx
I am, I am, I am... Superman.
And I know what's happening.
I am, I am, I am... Superman,
And I can do anything.

How very dare they do this to the true love of my life.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5180458.stm


4AM, BST. -1 GMT.

full moon is awesome, expecially when it's getting bright, and the moon is still full glow.

I need sleep.

BL Y'all xxx
My Pal D, can see the same full moon as me in the sky, even to he 10 hours behind my time.
it's so cool.
R xx
I am so fucking angry right now.
it would be good to unload on BB7 twats or better the Love Island idiots, I have no idea why any of Love Island things is considered a celebrity.
can we not vote off that patrick and fearne thing,
I would have more interest in watching Fern britton and anyone else other than keilty.
Must think of somit to vent my spleen on, before this night is out.
If u hit me at 40 MPH theres an 80% chance I will die.
If u hit me at 30MPH theres an 80% chance I will live.
Run them all down and eliminate the doubt.
thanx for the pressie, tufty.
much appreciated. Nice Bambi surprise.
been working on a long term TPB thing for u.
Not sure which i sent u proper, in past. so gonna encode stuff over weekend, will post nxt week.
Rxx
G,
I did not need that phone call.
It's time u got over the PTF, he is a painful history,
clearly he is still an issue for u,
I can barely be assed to chat shit about it.
We both got F***ed over by the C***.

I don't need to rake up 5 yr old ground,
He means nothing to me now.

Shame U weren't willing to do it at the time.

U bombed my lovely weekend.

So come to london and do the chat face to face.
Had a call from an old friend who told me they played "Nightswimming" on a jukebox on Saturday night. Made me realise how much I had stopped listening to my REM boys of late.
I been trawling through old bootlegs and demo's all night, OMG, "I suffer dreams of a world gone mad, and I like it like that and I know it."

Star me kitten with W.S. Burroughs singing new lyrics is just so ..................

i could go on and on and on, but I wont,
"Bring my happy back again"
is it any wonder I love my REM?
M, we both know ur man loves my accent, and he attracted to me,
So why did u bring him round?
I am so not into him, and u know it,
Not my fault he didnt wanna leave so early.
he barely speaks speaks english.
its his third language, I only speak one,
Besides he is white.
I got enough going on, U know my taste.
get over it.
R xx


why does phil Jupitous look like Ronnie Corbett's Giganticised bastard son?
Tom Yorke's new album "The Eraser",
the more I listen to it, the more I am convinced he is more anti-Blair than the rest of Radiohead.
Is this Tom's followup to "HTTF"?
Especially with Tom admitting "Harrowdown Hill" is about the suicide of Dr. (name deleted).
Who was allegedly responsible for "the weapons of mass destruction" dossier,
which has been widely ridiculed.
To quote the opening lines from the track "Black Swan". "What will grow crooked, you cant make straight, it's the price that you gotta pay. Do yourself a favour and pack your bags, buy a ticket and get on a train, buy a ticket and get on a train, cause this is fu**ed up, Fu**ed up" the entire song seems it could be interpetated as Mr. Blair your time is up.
Maybe it's just me.
Perhaps I shouldnt be commenting on an album that's not out yet.
heres a little tale.
for weeks now, i have been getting emails from newton abbot(it's in Devon) swim club.
I ignored it for a while.
after umpteenth email recieved.
telling about Newton abbot Swim Club minutes,
I grew tired of this. and so fired of this email to the person who sent it.

"could you please remove my email address from this list, as I have no idea why I am receiving this email.
I live in london, which is quite some way from Newton Abbott, So why would I want a copy of your swim club meets,
Please remove (my email address)
many thanks.
R x


here is what I got.
newton Abbot swim club minutes 5 days after I asked me to be removed.

I then sent another email asking to be removed from the list,
But recieved this.

Apologies for this - I got your earlier e mail but hadn't managed to work out the problem.. We have a member called "x xxxxxx who told me he'd changed internet provider to xxxxxxxxxx and that his new e mail address was xxxxx@xxxxx etc.,
I now understand that he couldn't have that address (presumably because already allocated to you) so he has changed it to another one. Unfortunately I am not psychic and as he didn't tell me about this 2nd change he was still in my address book as per the above.
I find the tone of your email very rude for what was a genuine mistake not of my making. Perhaps you should complain to xxxxxx for letting 2 users being set up with same email account.
M*****


this C***** email is irrelevant, this bitch chose to disregard my request to stop emailing me.
fortunately she is on the same ISP as me and her account has now been banned. lol.


I am so tempted to name this bitch online so her whole familly is tormented for their ignorance.


Robinho relegates Adriano.
Tho' Juan is still my number one, (avoided the obvious pun, LOL).
That smile is to die for. Dang mama!!
So who can get me pics from the team post match bath type thang. :-)
What's with all these 5 a day adverts?
I ain't done 5 a day for for years now.
Oh, u mean fruit and veg?
Oops!
Who am I to judge anyone?
Who are you to judge?
Check yourself.
Muse sounded awesome on JR show.
Muse.
Muse.
Fucking Awsome new album.
Soldier's Poem is remiscent of everybody hurt's, but that no bad thing.
It even tops Tom Yorke's solo album.
WOW, WOW, WOW.
Muse, OMG, cant wait to buy the album.
Tom, love the disturbing lyrics's, will buy ur album too.
look forward to it.
Neo consersative.
America.
How have u gotten away with it?
Of course, the 75% of middle USA, are all related.
barely a generation apart.
the world does not revolve around u.
George Bush really did ask a blind journalist to remove his sunglasses, will you take off your glasses and ask me again without hiding behind the shades?
Imagine the gasps, strangely FOX news didnt show it.
Thank the lord for 7 second delay.
Yea it is a monkey washing a cat.
Could it be bush or blair managing Iraq??
Hehehe.
Maybe?
Perhaps they are interchangable.
if only the monkey was fucking the cat, don't send me the pic's of that one.
Belated and apologetic birthday returns to my wee sparkystarboy.
this pic a wee tribute to the good times u have brought me.
luv u 2 bits.

especially as 14th june last year I was in a tent on Glasgow Green watching R.E.M.
all down to u.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

this pic wasn't taken in june. LOL

OMG!! I think I'm In lust, Brazillian No.4, Juan Silverio, oh my days.
Been several candidates for my lust so far in this world cup, but DANG, this lad is just so hot.
I may have burned my retinas trying to get a good look.
This will come as no surprise to some people who know my tastes.
If only he lived in Tottenham. LOL.
Tho Adriano, the top pic, would be a close second.
It's just gone ten here in old london town,
It's still not proper dark, (yea i know it's still well light in Scotland at this time).
today felt like the first day of summer,
truly warm and lovely.
Del thank u for remembering this time 2day.
was great to have time with u with me for part of it.
thanks LK 4 the other day.
Im sorry getting emotional.
strange u both remember.
big luv, xx
just listened to radiohead's current tour 'bangers and mash', next to 'open pick' . I cant wait to hear the new album, what will make it and wot dosent.
many thanks to whoever shared the copenhagen gig,
looking forward to thom's solo work.
gonna have a mad raiohead night,
I missed it, bonus on new bits.
xxx
Half time in the champions league final. Kinda wishing I had place a bet on my dream last night, but maybe I shouldn't sleep with the radio still on.
I aint a gooner, and am a bit of a Barca fan, so was hoping they would win, especially after Arsenal went down to 10 men.
I still dont mind who wins, cos I have a thing for Barcelona, cos it's my fave city I ever been to, but as a Londoner, even tho they are Tottenham's worst rival.
I still dreamd of Arsenal winning 3-1.
I dunno maybe 1-0 will be enough.
Sol Campbell, admit u like cock?
Isn't it ironic.
Don't you think?
tho' well done I will still be glad for a British Team winning.
Primal Scream, most desperate song for a hit?
their latest song is gr8, but is this their shiny happy people?
so obvious.
good luck.
мои друзья fuck я вверх по больше чем я делаю.
can u tell what it is yet?
In a sick way I hope this is true, cos surely somebody video'd it on their mobile at least.
If it aint true, then yah boo sucks.
Let's string this fucker up. This is not a suggestion no matter how I feel about fuckwits like this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/4754515.stm I cant be assed to do the hyperlink shit myself so copy and paste the link into the browser of ur choice.
You couldnt make it up.
Tho personally I would be greatful to find him locked up in a barn somewhere with some of my london boys.
pic belongs to the beeb. I stole it from them cos I couldnt be bothered to stream one.

If u missed it, Feel The Force on BBC2 monday nights after the "Dead Ringers" thing.
It has the wonderful Michelle Gomez, (on right of pic) whom I have just learned is married to Jack Davenport from BBC2's "This Life". Picture my jaw hitting the floor. He is obviously more charismatic in real life than anything he ever done on screen.
Well worth watching Feel The Force just for Michelle despite some weak gags.
She is as mad as she is on the kool "Green Wing".
I think I might just be in love with her, or maybe it's a debauched episode in my life.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were dead!
OK, I tried to confirm these LIVINGtv things with witness's on the timeshift channels, and just before it happened I got booted from messenger, and the timeshift channel was edited. I trying to sign into different accounts but I getting "timeouts" . why?
LIVINGtv, Yvette Fielding and C'mon Paul Ross, how desperate are they? even the worst actor of our generation "derek accora" has abandoned them. I could quote pages of crap its so funny, yet so many believe it's real, I do believe ghosts are real, but LIVING/ yvettes production company should hire better actors, well funny.
I swear this is true.
Yvette Fielding on Living tv, most haunted live and i quote "are there any monks here who like to have sex with women, reveal yourselves to us."
Priceless.
Just nipped out for some ciggies, maybe I shouldnt be wearing a "hoodie". I didnt even have it up over my head, But how threatening can a 36 yr old slim short ass be? Hoodie or not. yet some woman pulled up in front of me to ask what I wanted, I know I was walking behind her but I just wanted my smokes as quick as poss, but she was scared of me, I did reply "I want u to get out of my way so I can go get some fags, she laffed. But still, maybe tottenham is ruffer than even I give it credit for.
I'm appauled that there was only one green party rep in my region when I had 3 votes to cast,
still at least I voted.
tho I did hear someone ask about postal votes, which I found odd. As they turned up to vote.
I sense several recounts in london and challenges.
I had 3 votes today, not 1 I gave to labour, but I still wouldnt give a single vote for that Blair wannabe Cameron in a general election.
His recent trip to the North pole in a private jet to emphasise global warming, ROFL.
Political correctness gone mad?
The BBC has declined to comission a 3rd series of this cult classic,
is it because smoking will be banned in public buildings here in England next year?
Yea probably, but it's a huge shame that this humour wont be seen.
I'm a huge fan of the writing of this show, it's so dry, and a smoking room was the perfect setting,
even tho not all inhabitants were smokers, but it just wouldnt work in a 21st century "water cooler moment" type thing.
pretentious? Moi?
tsk tsk tsk
"kiss my teeth and cut my eye".

2 fake smiles, which one is the bad actor?
Answer : they both are.
I have tried to like david tennant as the new doctor but i dont, and now i know why, hes crap.
episode 3 the whole school thing, dreadful totally dreadful.
Pull me out of the aircrash?
I feel my love could change.
Gonna be a walking disaster.
be true to urself.
be true to urself.
Am I born again.
Or am i still a walking disaster?
Be true to urself.
and dont forget the dog psychics.
Beachy Head.
Very Beautiful.
But a strange and disturbing place.
Or maybe it's just me.
Thanx and Hugs to my Brighton Belles for a lovely time.
Stay well & happy.xx
Amsterdam, damn damn damn.
interesting break,
got stoned but,
i just wish i had brought some back with me cos I didnt get stopped at customs,
for the first time ever I had come back from Europe
avoided all the slutty whore behaviour,
that is almost expected from gay guys.
But, I dunno if it that's good or bad.
looking forward to spending weekend in Brighton.
but not looking forward to spending time in hospital.
Oh well, for every good there is X3 bad?
maybe?
have u tried cosmic ordering?
Try praying, or any cult u like.



Noel edmonds can .............!


Please feel free to complete that sentence on ur own.
Derek.
Thanx for the u know what, times 3.
But a special big thank u for not freaking out when the panic attack happened and getting me through it, u were awesome,
above and beyond the call of duty.
thank u, thank u, thank u.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
how to tell when ur easter bunny is a crack addict?

U catch them with Whitney Houston in a dark corner.
Dont be fooled into an 18 month contract with carphone warehouse "free broadband" deal, they dont even have permission, to unlock local exchanges yet. but it aint 9.99 a month, its 20.99 a month and they can raise it at anytime
having done my best to avoid certain ppl, i finally conceded, and now wish I hadn't,
I let my emotions get the better of me, it might turn out to be a good thing.
cos it let me allow an old friend back into my life,
one i have dismissed so often in recent years.
D ta for the boost, nice to feel a connection again.
Antony and the johnsons:

I like em,

marlene deitrich bastard child?
vera duckworth's gay son/daughter?
vic reeves pub singer?
Stroke victim?

whatever is said, the music certainly has something.

not all of it is great, but it can be enchanting, which deserves a boost.
if u missed the live stuff shown on bbc4 and just now on bbc2, try to find it,
Marc Almond guests on it,
very interesting.
Tropical fish! who knew?
I am most amused by Apple's behaviour.

Just why are they boasting about running XP on new Intel Apple chips?

Steve Jobs Finally admits sucking off bill Gates?

It's all most amusing.

so, so funny.
I kid you not.

http://www.rentaghostthemusical.com/

Get ur tickets for sunday the 11th of June Sparky ;-)
Twas nice to see my brighton bitches today,
I Hope you enjoyed the concert.
See you at the end of the month.x
Creationism Vs Evolution??
Or
Evolution Vs Creationism??


Mind you, same discussion would occur about the pic in last post.
How mich do these (PPL) annoy u?
Growers Beware !!

Police in Tottenham, North London are using heat sensing cameras to track down "Cannabis Factories" in the area, they have found 3 such houses this week alone.
Apparently the houses are glowing white hot due to the heat escaping.
It's a matter of time.
Commonwealth games,
Athletics,
ultra late,
Mmmmm, :-)

















Aaw, innit nice. Thanx Sparky xx
I do love, the rest of you bastards can GTF.
A few things to help a happy relationship:

YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOUR SHAGGING A GUY ON THE QUIET .

DON'T TELL BOTH OF THEM THAT YOU LOVE THEM.

DON'T LET BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND.

DON'T VISIT GAY CHAT SITES WHEN YOU THINK NEITHER OF THEM KNOW.

SORT YOURSELF OUT AND COMMIT TO ONE OR THE OTHER.

BETTER YET, BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.

YOU SHHLAAAAAAGS.
I been quiet for the last month cos I had nothing to rant about.
Well that and having my chipped xbox has kept me amused.
But I can feel a spleen worth of badness building,
so god help us all.
if u own a PS2, i pity u.
if u own an xbox, OMG. what kept me?
get it chipped, NOW. ( I do not condone piracy)
it will replace ur PC, console, music player,DVD player etc...
Dave, thank u for awakening me.
A real moment of enlightenment!!!
Oh No U Didnt?
check out certainly the oddest music video of 2005, some viewers may find it disturbing.
http://docopenhagen.blogspot.com/2005/12/top-50-music-videos-of-2005.html

if u know apex twin works u might just get it,
my own personal fave is at number 19, Tom Vek ur awesome.
here's a happy new year to everyone.
to the 9 ppl i luv most, in no particular order
Derek, Marc, Ian, Angus, Rich, Tricia, Angie, Patsy and David.
I luv u all for my own reasons, but know that I luv u.
i dont use the the term" luv" lighltly.
Thanx for being u....
Thanx for so many reasons, more than u will ever know......