It seems that all the fanclub allocated tickets have sold out.
General sales at 9am are fucked.
small theatre, fan club absorbtion, unless u already in the queue at Olympia Theatre in Dublin.
You aint getting a ticket.
G, I cannot thank you enough.
Though I do wish you had given me permission to buy 4 tickets,
Ebay would have worked, big time.
I jest, I am glad true fans got first chance.
I still feel sick.

Thank you so much G.
OH MY GOD,
I am off to Dublin on the 4th of July to see my boys.
Kinda scary going on my own but so excited.

You Heard It Here First!

REM are to play 5 dates in Dublin's Olympia Theatre this summer.
These will be the only live shows anywhere in the world this year.
Tickets go on general release tomorrow.
The dates are:

June 30th
July 1st
July 3rd
July 4th
July 5th

The gigs are set to showcase the new material from the upcomming

album with producer Jacknife Lee.

However Fanclub members can buy the tickets today.

Alfred Hitchcock,
who I admire greatly, not least for his many wonderful films,
and the amazing cinematic genius of Psycho, (written by Robert Bloch,
who when asked how he could write such disturbing tales?
is often quoted as saying " I have the heart of a small boy, which I keep
in a jar on my desk")
Hitchcock said when driving though switzerland, pointed out of the car and proclaimed
"that is the most frightening sight I have ever seen". It was a priest in conversation
with a young boy with the priests hand on the boys shoulder. Hitchcock leaned out of the car window and shouted " Run little boy, run for your life."

As a fanclub member of rem,
I recieved an ambiguous email today.
It reads:

"Dear Fan Club Members,

Please stay tuned to your email for a very special announcement from R.E.M. HQ around this same time tomorrow.

You are probably wondering what the surprise is: well, all we can say right now is: stay tuned tomorrow and you will find out at the same time as your fellow fan club members. Some of you will be particularly happy.

SO...PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL TOMORROW!"

Is Bill coming back?
Are we few selected gonna get a special invite to a new album release party?
Design the album cover?
I'm almost sick with excitement, tho' bearing in mind there last few april fool
rumours, will we be fooled again?
Roll on 4:oo PM 2moro, Damn it can't come quick enough.
Odds on I will be dissapointed.

And to think I aint started ranting yet.

Whats wrong with religion? Why be so hostile?

Religion has actually convinced people, that there is an invisible man living in the sky,
watching everything you do, everyminute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he dosent want you to do, and if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live, and suffer, and burn, and choke and scream and cry forever and ever untill the end of time.
But.. He loves you.


God Bless George Carlin.

If Jesus and GOD are our saviours, and GOD The Father, GOD The Son and
GOD The Holy Ghost are one and the same? (yes catholicism).
If GOD wanted to forgive our sins? Why not just forgive them?
Without having himself tortured and executed in payment.

A wee hint of a rant. RE: The God Delusion.

Nobel prize winning physicist, Steven Weinberg said, "Religion is an insult to human dignity, with or without it, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion."

More to come.........

Mr. C , was great to get your momma on the train.
Mr. W, was great to see you, I am holding out for a rant. LOL.
Mr. B, good luck with the interview.

Just watched Crufts 2007. (dog show)
Screaming queeny handler with a dog called Fabulous willie.
Wins the title.
Think Christopher Guest film, "Best In Show".

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Kill it, Cook it, Eat it.
BBC3 show.
I wont post pictures of the slaughter.
Only cos I have no pics of Dale Winton hosting Supermarket Sweep.
But he is so full of chemicals, like supermarket meat. allegedly.
Support your local butcher if you have to eat meat.
I like meat, but my local butchers are all under investigation by
health inspectors for selling "bush meat" pick any primate for that one. allegedly.

Yea he did fuck this dog. apairently, Graham the word is apparently.
you cunt, cocaine is keeping you thin, apairently, your "new" show is shite.
No "apairently" about it.
Next time I am unlucky enough to see you in a bar, I will not hesitate to bitch slap you.

Details slowly being leaked,
Sky want almost 4 million cable viewers to now pay 90 pence a month.
Previous agreement was around 45 pence, till Virgin took over NTL/Telewest,
Why should we pay more?
Sky One is Dying on it's arse, I wont miss it,
I just tune in on a sunday to hope to see new simpsons.
1 or 2 a month?
But there is always torrents.
I never seen 24, and lost I gave up on when channel 4 had rights.

Which Murdoch will suck me off?

hehehe

Go Virgin Media,
My cables channels now read.

602 now says, Sky Snooze try BBC News. 120 is now Virgin Central 2. 515 is now Old Sky Sports Snooze.

Well done Virgin Media,
U stuck to ur guns. and by 00:01 all $ly basic channels were gone.
James Murdoch, My balls are awaiting ur lips anytime u like.
Tho I aint gonna lick Branson's bits either.
Go Virgin Media, get those phone exchanges unlocked, and offer
some kind of deal to non-cabled customers.