Yea it is a monkey washing a cat.
Could it be bush or blair managing Iraq??
Hehehe.
Maybe?
Perhaps they are interchangable.
if only the monkey was fucking the cat, don't send me the pic's of that one.

Belated and apologetic birthday returns to my wee sparkystarboy.
this pic a wee tribute to the good times u have brought me.
luv u 2 bits.

especially as 14th june last year I was in a tent on Glasgow Green watching R.E.M.
all down to u.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

this pic wasn't taken in june. LOL

OMG!! I think I'm In lust, Brazillian No.4, Juan Silverio, oh my days.
Been several candidates for my lust so far in this world cup, but DANG, this lad is just so hot.
I may have burned my retinas trying to get a good look.
This will come as no surprise to some people who know my tastes.
If only he lived in Tottenham. LOL.
Tho Adriano, the top pic, would be a close second.

It's just gone ten here in old london town,
It's still not proper dark, (yea i know it's still well light in Scotland at this time).
today felt like the first day of summer,
truly warm and lovely.

Del thank u for remembering this time 2day.
was great to have time with u with me for part of it.
thanks LK 4 the other day.
Im sorry getting emotional.
strange u both remember.
big luv, xx

just listened to radiohead's current tour 'bangers and mash', next to 'open pick' . I cant wait to hear the new album, what will make it and wot dosent.
many thanks to whoever shared the copenhagen gig,
looking forward to thom's solo work.
gonna have a mad raiohead night,
I missed it, bonus on new bits.
xxx

Half time in the champions league final. Kinda wishing I had place a bet on my dream last night, but maybe I shouldn't sleep with the radio still on.
I aint a gooner, and am a bit of a Barca fan, so was hoping they would win, especially after Arsenal went down to 10 men.
I still dont mind who wins, cos I have a thing for Barcelona, cos it's my fave city I ever been to, but as a Londoner, even tho they are Tottenham's worst rival.
I still dreamd of Arsenal winning 3-1.
I dunno maybe 1-0 will be enough.
Sol Campbell, admit u like cock?
Isn't it ironic.
Don't you think?
tho' well done I will still be glad for a British Team winning.

Primal Scream, most desperate song for a hit?
their latest song is gr8, but is this their shiny happy people?
so obvious.
good luck.

мои друзья fuck я вверх по больше чем я делаю.
can u tell what it is yet?

In a sick way I hope this is true, cos surely somebody video'd it on their mobile at least.
If it aint true, then yah boo sucks.

Let's string this fucker up. This is not a suggestion no matter how I feel about fuckwits like this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/4754515.stm I cant be assed to do the hyperlink shit myself so copy and paste the link into the browser of ur choice.
You couldnt make it up.
Tho personally I would be greatful to find him locked up in a barn somewhere with some of my london boys.

pic belongs to the beeb. I stole it from them cos I couldnt be bothered to stream one.

If u missed it, Feel The Force on BBC2 monday nights after the "Dead Ringers" thing.
It has the wonderful Michelle Gomez, (on right of pic) whom I have just learned is married to Jack Davenport from BBC2's "This Life". Picture my jaw hitting the floor. He is obviously more charismatic in real life than anything he ever done on screen.
Well worth watching Feel The Force just for Michelle despite some weak gags.
She is as mad as she is on the kool "Green Wing".
I think I might just be in love with her, or maybe it's a debauched episode in my life.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were dead!

OK, I tried to confirm these LIVINGtv things with witness's on the timeshift channels, and just before it happened I got booted from messenger, and the timeshift channel was edited. I trying to sign into different accounts but I getting "timeouts" . why?

LIVINGtv, Yvette Fielding and C'mon Paul Ross, how desperate are they? even the worst actor of our generation "derek accora" has abandoned them. I could quote pages of crap its so funny, yet so many believe it's real, I do believe ghosts are real, but LIVING/ yvettes production company should hire better actors, well funny.

I swear this is true.
Yvette Fielding on Living tv, most haunted live and i quote "are there any monks here who like to have sex with women, reveal yourselves to us."
Priceless.

Just nipped out for some ciggies, maybe I shouldnt be wearing a "hoodie". I didnt even have it up over my head, But how threatening can a 36 yr old slim short ass be? Hoodie or not. yet some woman pulled up in front of me to ask what I wanted, I know I was walking behind her but I just wanted my smokes as quick as poss, but she was scared of me, I did reply "I want u to get out of my way so I can go get some fags, she laffed. But still, maybe tottenham is ruffer than even I give it credit for.

I'm appauled that there was only one green party rep in my region when I had 3 votes to cast,
still at least I voted.
tho I did hear someone ask about postal votes, which I found odd. As they turned up to vote.
I sense several recounts in london and challenges.
I had 3 votes today, not 1 I gave to labour, but I still wouldnt give a single vote for that Blair wannabe Cameron in a general election.
His recent trip to the North pole in a private jet to emphasise global warming, ROFL.

Political correctness gone mad?
The BBC has declined to comission a 3rd series of this cult classic,
is it because smoking will be banned in public buildings here in England next year?
Yea probably, but it's a huge shame that this humour wont be seen.
I'm a huge fan of the writing of this show, it's so dry, and a smoking room was the perfect setting,
even tho not all inhabitants were smokers, but it just wouldnt work in a 21st century "water cooler moment" type thing.
pretentious? Moi?
tsk tsk tsk
"kiss my teeth and cut my eye".

2 fake smiles, which one is the bad actor?
Answer : they both are.
I have tried to like david tennant as the new doctor but i dont, and now i know why, hes crap.
episode 3 the whole school thing, dreadful totally dreadful.

Pull me out of the aircrash?
I feel my love could change.

Gonna be a walking disaster.
be true to urself.
be true to urself.
Am I born again.
Or am i still a walking disaster?
Be true to urself.
and dont forget the dog psychics.

Beachy Head.
Very Beautiful.
But a strange and disturbing place.
Or maybe it's just me.

Thanx and Hugs to my Brighton Belles for a lovely time.
Stay well & happy.xx

Amsterdam, damn damn damn.
interesting break,
got stoned but,
i just wish i had brought some back with me cos I didnt get stopped at customs,
for the first time ever I had come back from Europe
avoided all the slutty whore behaviour,
that is almost expected from gay guys.
But, I dunno if it that's good or bad.
looking forward to spending weekend in Brighton.
but not looking forward to spending time in hospital.
Oh well, for every good there is X3 bad?
maybe?
have u tried cosmic ordering?
Try praying, or any cult u like.



Noel edmonds can .............!


Please feel free to complete that sentence on ur own.

Derek.
Thanx for the u know what, times 3.
But a special big thank u for not freaking out when the panic attack happened and getting me through it, u were awesome,
above and beyond the call of duty.
thank u, thank u, thank u.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

how to tell when ur easter bunny is a crack addict?

U catch them with Whitney Houston in a dark corner.

Dont be fooled into an 18 month contract with carphone warehouse "free broadband" deal, they dont even have permission, to unlock local exchanges yet. but it aint 9.99 a month, its 20.99 a month and they can raise it at anytime

having done my best to avoid certain ppl, i finally conceded, and now wish I hadn't,
I let my emotions get the better of me, it might turn out to be a good thing.
cos it let me allow an old friend back into my life,
one i have dismissed so often in recent years.
D ta for the boost, nice to feel a connection again.

Antony and the johnsons:

I like em,

marlene deitrich bastard child?
vera duckworth's gay son/daughter?
vic reeves pub singer?
Stroke victim?

whatever is said, the music certainly has something.

not all of it is great, but it can be enchanting, which deserves a boost.
if u missed the live stuff shown on bbc4 and just now on bbc2, try to find it,
Marc Almond guests on it,
very interesting.

Tropical fish! who knew?

I am most amused by Apple's behaviour.

Just why are they boasting about running XP on new Intel Apple chips?

Steve Jobs Finally admits sucking off bill Gates?

It's all most amusing.

so, so funny.

I kid you not.

http://www.rentaghostthemusical.com/

Get ur tickets for sunday the 11th of June Sparky ;-)

Twas nice to see my brighton bitches today,
I Hope you enjoyed the concert.
See you at the end of the month.x

Creationism Vs Evolution??
Or
Evolution Vs Creationism??


Mind you, same discussion would occur about the pic in last post.

How mich do these (PPL) annoy u?

Growers Beware !!

Police in Tottenham, North London are using heat sensing cameras to track down "Cannabis Factories" in the area, they have found 3 such houses this week alone.
Apparently the houses are glowing white hot due to the heat escaping.
It's a matter of time.

Commonwealth games,
Athletics,
ultra late,
Mmmmm, :-)

Aaw, innit nice. Thanx Sparky xx

I do love, the rest of you bastards can GTF.

A few things to help a happy relationship:

YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOUR SHAGGING A GUY ON THE QUIET .

DON'T TELL BOTH OF THEM THAT YOU LOVE THEM.

DON'T LET BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND.

DON'T VISIT GAY CHAT SITES WHEN YOU THINK NEITHER OF THEM KNOW.

SORT YOURSELF OUT AND COMMIT TO ONE OR THE OTHER.

BETTER YET, BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.

YOU SHHLAAAAAAGS.

I been quiet for the last month cos I had nothing to rant about.
Well that and having my chipped xbox has kept me amused.
But I can feel a spleen worth of badness building,
so god help us all.

if u own a PS2, i pity u.
if u own an xbox, OMG. what kept me?
get it chipped, NOW. ( I do not condone piracy)
it will replace ur PC, console, music player,DVD player etc...
Dave, thank u for awakening me.
A real moment of enlightenment!!!

Oh No U Didnt?

check out certainly the oddest music video of 2005, some viewers may find it disturbing.
http://docopenhagen.blogspot.com/2005/12/top-50-music-videos-of-2005.html

if u know apex twin works u might just get it,
my own personal fave is at number 19, Tom Vek ur awesome.

here's a happy new year to everyone.
to the 9 ppl i luv most, in no particular order
Derek, Marc, Ian, Angus, Rich, Tricia, Angie, Patsy and David.
I luv u all for my own reasons, but know that I luv u.
i dont use the the term" luv" lighltly.
Thanx for being u....
Thanx for so many reasons, more than u will ever know......

its over, just the year end to go, cant wait.
New Year, New Start, New Hope.
Thanx 2 my friends.
So glad I have my real friends.
So looking forward to doing nice things for them.
R xxx

please, have the cure from Bennicassm? excuse spelling etc.
I want the whole set. if u dont, fuck off.
if u do, i love u. xx.

Alas, Louis' closet shag won through, shayne/shane u faggot.
British public too scared to have a black winner, just see clumsy gough winning strictly some dancing if u dont believe.
I know who's album I will listen to.

I'd do anything.
I licked my thin skin,
Dear reader, i got lost b4.
London is paved with shit not gold.
u have ur smell,
even when ur not here I can smell u,
I can taste u.
I'm sorry.
point ur knife at my throat and rip it out.
phoney maroney.
I'm amazed my heart is still here to break.
so scared of love,
dont be like me.
it dignifies the end.

what is wrong with u ppl?
This woman is amazing, should have been in the final, fuck it she should have won.
please get behind Andy, we cant let another bland uk only act win, need I remind u off steve wotshisname? VOTE ANDY PLEASE

search out!!!
tom vek
glory
forgetfulness
joanna newsome
being alive
sex
whitey
denial
malcom in the middle
unplugged
god
being alone
lack of sleep
frustration
bisexuals
suicide
heartbreak
apathy
fear
love
spirituality
heartbreak
rats in dreams
the love of ur friends
the pain ur friends bring u
balamory
mental illness
love
the answer
hope
coping
just another day..................................

Barca, thank u for making me forget about pain,
ur so much a part of my pain,
but ur also my brief moments of joy,
and for that I thank u.


R*** u know ur Barca,
U kill me, But U keep me living.
its fine as it is.

Damn. I love u all

R.I.P. xxx

remember ppl, who have been saddened.

If only halfway through dental work was this amusing, got another week to go, im in agony already, cant believe the cost, boo hoo me, lol, yea, right.

if u havent heard the "1 Giant Leap" album from 2002, go get it, listen to some true musical madness, I just listened to it again, still blows me away, so much better than getting into an Xfactor discussion, tho if andy the binman dosent win, there is no justice in this world.

music proves the existence of GOD. "discuss"

Did Rickey Gervais really manage "Suede"? even if he did hes still a one joke F***wit

Truly Amazing, in 1999, he was a young 20something, Mr Martin give it up hun. 6 years on, he closer to 40 than 30, how? lipo and full lift later, wot u saying?

Finally, an avon aftershave that both me & Tufty can splash on for a night out.

hehehe!!

Piff Paf Poof, "The High Life" ripped it into Piff Paff Poff, Will Mz. Cummings just admit he loved "Crackerjack", or is he too holywood now? If u dont know the shows, then it wont mean anything, so probably best u dont search tv.com for info. But for those that do, http://www.gelanti.dircon.co.uk/duram/duram.htm

Siouxsie finally gets to meet her idol, Ian Crawford.

baby, instant soup dosent really grab me. Today I need something more sub sub sub sub subs.....

is Patti Smith really cottagin?

"Richard said withdrawal in disgust, is not the same as apathy"

look up, what do u see?

This is just spleening my vex now. But all the PTF's out there.
Can u stop what ur doing, it's not a request.

perhaps better known as Mr. Bronson from grange hill (actor Michael Sheard), he recently died from cancer aged 65. All 2gether now, awwwww.

in honour of the 'ironic' classic. "who the F*** is Pete Doherty?
any suggestions? Who the F*** is************ feel free to 2 post names.

Thanks for letting me finally grab the glasgow green gig, it is so like the night felt. i love it.

if anyone wants to do something selfless, then find me and send me a medium of this tshirt, i dunno where to get it from, but saw it on someone today, and have to have one, in this blue colour, its says Nokia style "VODKA
Connecting People"

so if u find one buy it for me, it will make an old man smile.

hehehehe

LOL

http://www.geoffellis.com/storewars.html




for all u star wars freaks, get over it.

it was great at the time. looking back, it like cagney & lacey.

sorry tufty, ur wee bro has some more discs heading his way.

Ian Paisly Jr.

Please dont cry crocodile tears over Mo mowlam.
Just shed real tears at being an ugly cock eyed cunt.
sorry dear readers for the language, but pricks like this using death for political points, can kiss my !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont really think i can say anything else, except bush/blair cunts. protestant/catholic, u both worship same god, I know im treading on thin ice here. But both catholic/protestant*, its same guy (u r only protestants cos Henry the 8th, wasnt allowed to divorce, (Cromwell/potato famine) before he chopped his wife's head off, and created his own church). But I do believe the western part of europe has moved on long ago. now we just have to include African slavery into the mix. now Im laffing at us all. * equals england only.

Rest In Peace. u fabuolous wee husband stealing bitch, read her book. she's a legend.
I am saddened by her premature death.
God love her.
night night Marjorie, xxx.

Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, crap crap crap crap crap, yea is infectious for a wee while, but then again so is V.D.

Here's a wee joke, that made me spill my drink, Well almost, alcohol is precious stuff.

Pregnant Irish girl fones home, "Ma oi tink me waters hav just broke." "Oh me holy Jaysus, where r u ringing from?" "oim ringing from me minge to me fockin ankles."

well I laffed if u didnt.

I was recently asked for my top 5 dream celebrity shags, so thought I would share. From the top, tho in no preference order, Jason Robinson(mmmm), Andrew Cole(always been a fave), Pharrell Williams(how could you not), Darren Campbell(hell yea), Dr.Dre(no I dont want a record deal). But I would be happy with any one of the 5. Tho Denzel ur welcome anytime.

Anyone noticing a theme? it aint my fault, i was brought up on an island of white people.
Feel free to make quality suggestions of the like, and I may have my own top 20 before long.

My ex's new doggy. His name is Zakary, tho he can bounce like Zebedee, he's a very sweet doggy. I do mean the doggy not my ex.

Well BB6 is over, there is a God after all, but as far as this show is concerned, it's clear yet again, that it's the producers who decide who's going to win. The british public are idiots, and if you want proof just check the midget cheeky chappy that won. Oh well theres always next summer to vent my spleen on.

why didnt this closet case cancel his somerset house gig?

It's Craid David, for those tiny white communities that know no better.
tho u can definately tell he struggling with his weight, yet again.


Serious apologies to Tufty, am gutted dude, totally gutted.

alleged free ipod*: seems like some getting them, but gotta be worth a try.
click the link and take a spin, it may take upto 2 months to receive.

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=20965585


seems to work, i know some ppl who got one or 3, depends n how many ppl u know.

*I take no responsibility if u dont get one.