Sorry, u gonna have to wait.
Expect major long post.

Just a quicky,
Weds night was almost perfect.
Had Gardening At Night been played I would happily die in my sleep tonight.
Talking of sleep, I am going to get some now, 48 hours and 3 hours kip,
Do not make a happy Hairshirt.
All the goss at somepoint 2moro. X

right I cannot sleep, excitement is massive.
only massive for my boyz in dublin weds night.
my miss catherine tate is being lined up to be Doctor Who's companion for series 4.
Not happy about this. Catherine Tate was amusing in christmass special 2006.
Mind you, I am happy Chris Ecclestone has nothing to do with it.
He did the right thing, by getting out.

I should be asleep.
but am so jumpy, worried about missing my flight.
radiators still leaking, fuck knows if my flat will be habitable when i get back.
basin's can only hold so much, expect a post on Thursday night.

prolly my fave new song, tho it may not make it on the album,
not in this form. luving the rawness.



It allegedly called "Staring down the barell(in the middle distance).
Just hoping for ancient gems on weds night.
if they play "Exhuming McCarthy" on the night I am there, I will die happy.

Fuck, this song has not been played in decades,
sorry bout the dips in sound.
not my recording.

loving this lil hairy monster from Serbia,
hope he last's a bit longer at dimbledon.

Looks a lil eddie munster-ish, but oooh a white guy I would totally hit it with.
Dang that's a rareity. Maybe it's the facial peircings,
although perhaps it's 'cos James Blake has gone out.

Some clips from my boyz 1st night in Dublin.










Thanks to the lucky bastard gsj1000 who uploaded the clips.
Roll on Wednesday, Here's hoping it sounds better on the night,
and they play some of the old stuff being told by fans on murmurs.com.

Horrifying events in glasgow,
Now I am really worried about flying to Dublin on 4th of July.
American Independence day, OH FUCK.
I booked this ticket 'cos I thought it might be special,
is there a chance it will be special for wrong reasons?

animal

Radiohead version first.
Then Mark Ronson remix from his album "version".
See what I did there.

Rage number 3, was gonna be about "child chain smoker" on channel 4,
but this program was so bad i can't be arsed, and am off to play music.
May even go to bed early just to avoid it.

Rage part 2.
Give it up Travolta u fat bald cult worshiping weirdo,
Stop sucking tom cruises cock long enough to get a better wig specialist.
Check out the fucking wig in close up, it's worse than that slag beyonce's.

Right, now I can rage.
I got 2 leaking radiators in my flat.
Discovered one when moving my bedroom furniture around.
Huge fungus growing behing my now sodden storage box.
Then my cable and lights blew up, and when i stood on the carpet
my feet were soaked. in my lounge.
2 fucking carpets have mould growing on them, because of leaks.
Ujima housing if u dont fix this......
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Cable company gonna charge me for this.
Flat downstairs will blame me for this.
Ujima will take no blame, this aint the first time.
over a year ago my downstairs neighbour had his ceiling collapse,
cos my underfloor pipes leaking.
I cannot cope with this shit, it's hard enough.

I know i Posted this before, but...............................

on the topic of Glastonbury 2007,
Rufus wainwright Hallelujah, Jeff Buckley did it better, but lets not forget who did it first, Leonard cohen, tho Cos Sony are being cunts, they restricting so many performances of this on youtube. I guess it will turn up on the next Westlife album.

What The Fuck??
Shirley Bassey at Glastonbury, fucking hell, mutton dressed as mutton, in wellies.
Pic stolen from BBC.

Rumours flying about that these 2 are banging like a guy fawkes display.
Wentworth Miller (prison break & some mariah carey vids)
Luke Macfarlane (currently in brothers & sisters on channel 4, no I dont watch it either) but wouldn't that be a hot 3some.

Natalie Merchant, bless you. I can't find the live version with stipe,
shame, cos it's so bad it's great. Stipe is flat and sharp all the way through.
Didn't stop Bill Clinton playing sax on it at his inauguration.
I could go on and on, I met Natalie same night I met Stipe, UP UP UP.

here is a string of stuff, from letterman.
my boyz.





The last one blows my mind.
it makes my heart bleed.

Dog fighting again in the news.
Thank fuck they caught some cunts this time.
Surely no need to show the pic again.
just view the post for 13th of June.

heres my connection.

Apparently thom yorkes favourite Radiohead song.
It's called "How To Disappear Completely".

This is michael stipe's dog. Her name is Helix.
She was 17 in april. 17? dang that's 119 in dog years.
Sorry Michael I stole this pic from your photoblog,
I will make it up to you in Dublin by screaming like a bitch when you get on stage.
I promise.

Stipey has a photoblog.
find it here
you can even download the pic of the day for free.
Tho avoid the June 6th pic, yuk. grandad time.

Near Wild Heaven.
This has to be the most summery song for me.
yes it is my boys,
and it is one of the many reasons I love them.
But tis is right up there.
Has to be watched via link cos Warners wont allow me to embed.
Here's what happens when some eurotrash cover it.

This is the soundcheck for what went on to become the "Perfect Square" DVD.
As usual bitches talking about the only songs they know, "everybody hurts"
Reminded me of the Hyde Park gig, when I moaned in a crowd that they were there to hear such things, and I protested loudly about the bitches in front of me only knowing the hits,
and some fucker behind saying calm down people, and Angusspangusetc, saying " oh look, it's kofi annan" nice memories.

my boys the tube '85.

Ding Dong The Cunt is dead,
The Cunt is dead.
Hooray fat biggoted fucker Bernard Manning is dead,
Good riddance you cunt.
Heres hoping some creature in hell has a nice big non white cock
to ravage your pile ridden anus for all eternity.

Britain's Got Talent. this show is a joke.
Lewis Hamilton, now that's real talent.
the car is great but Alonso cant beat him.
Britain should be proud of Lewis Hamilton,
I bet his odds on winning the championship
have shortened big time.

Britain's got talent. what the fuck?????
Some mobile phone salesman who took lessons wins?
I havent watched this show, but if that says britain has talent?
what the fuck???????
This country sickens me.
Britain does have talent, Radiohead, Muse, Lewis Hamilton.

Hey Mr C, was good to see you again & nice to meet Simon,
Bill, if you manage to find this it was great to see u today and
nice to meet the bro I never knew u had.
Stay well all, hope to see you all again soon. Peace out xx.

perhaps this is my answer to question below.

this radiohead tune remains one of my all time favourites,
according to the BBC this album killed the britpop scene?
Britpop? Ah oasis, blur et al, thank fuck.
frightened me to realise I now been in London over 12 years.
Apart from the island this is now the longest place I have ever lived.
Maybe it is time to leave. But where to go????
Hell seems nice, at least it's warm ;-) even in winter.
Certainly warmer than birthplace.

My pal Ianhiansian told me about this band over about 18 months ago, then just caught this song while trolling through the music channels, very Kraftwerk, loving it tho i am too late, enjoy.
Big up my pal Sparklemarkleharkle, cos this very night 2005 he took me to see my boys on glasgow green, it pissed with rain, but was truly awesome, then july 9th arrived and was with my pal angusspangus cant say hangus in Hyde park to see my boys again on a hot summer night in london. Big love to all my pals. XXX.

Here is the real horror I stumbled across whilst watching the news last night.
Dog Fighting, aint it great?
I dont think so.

Watching the news earlier, wheat prices are rising.
Boo fucking Hoo, bread prices will rise.
Try paying 2 quid a loaf, for ten slices of bread
where each slice fits centrally in the middle of a CD,
Boo fucking Hoo, 400 grams of pasta costs 50p, pay the Coeliac price 4 times that.

Doctor Who. Not been a fan since my secret weird crush Chris Ecclestone left after 1st series of the new reincarnation, but Saturday(9th of June 2007) episode "Blink" did creep me out a bit.
Thankfully Tennant/Cruise( see previous posts) all teeth no acting, featured little in it.
I can imagine being preteen and hiding behind sofa on this one.

I was never gonna post about Big Brother after the Craig BB6 psycho behaviour.
I made no comments about the celebrity edition earlier this year.
But this Stupid wannabe, who has had a totally wealthy upbringing in Bristol,
(not known especially for it's cosmopolitan way of life).
Believes it is cool to call black people "Ni**er", now I have known some of my closest
black friends for for over ten years, who have called their black friends Ni**er,
I would not dream of doing so. No matter how intimate I am with them,
I cannot imagine saying "suck my c*ck Ni**er".
Let's not hang her, but to use this term to someone she knew for 5 days is beyond belief.
yea she's 19, but "you hear it in songs all the time" is not an excuse, this girl had to go.

hang on,
hang on,
not long now.

I have to say I did enjoy the England Vs Brazil game on Friday night.
for 3 or 4 reasons, but here are 2 of them, still faves from the last world cup.
Juan & Robinho, I will leave you to guess the others, No Ronaldinho aint one of them.

Found this little cartoon on my Boys website
thought I would share it with you all.
Click the cartoon to see it clearly.

wanted to link "on the radio" but her record company have blocked it. Strange as it is her current single.
She is my Female "Tom Vek". She was on wossy a week or so back. She is Regina Spektor.
The album is called"Begin To Hope".

Been listening to the album "Adolescent sex" by "Japan".
Totally forgot there is a song on it called "Wish You Were Black".
I was about 15 when listening to this album.
Was I influenced so young? LOL.

Who will ever know. theres also a song on it called "Performance"
The line "another nervous breakdown" is sung. Did that affect me? LOL.

Check out "Oil On Canvas" live album.

Totally stands up, can't see Rio, doing the same.

Even the birds turn against Bush.

Shit Mixing, but some nice work.

This guy is Called Ne-Yo, he is the new Usher/Michael Jackson, LOL.
He is a real hot R'n'B artist, his 1st hit was over a year ago called "so sick",
despite pics of him and his "beard"(beard=girlfriend) over winter months in the caribbean.
This boy is so gay, his BJ for Beyonce's boyfriend Jay-Z was so hot he even appeared on a track on Ne-Yo's current album, allegedley. Tho maybe that's cos he wrote Beyonce's Invincible, and Rihanna and (the twat)Justin Timberlake songs, did he fuck justin?. We all know he did. he also screwed chris brown. (allegedley) He written songs for all the bitches, but.
I would do Ne-Yo anytime day or night, I even have his 1st album before he released a single from it. I was so sick of the song before it was a hit.
I can only hope the checkout boy in Tesco's is related, hehehehe.
I especially recommend the track "sex with my ex" it's a total sample/steal of "when doves cry". Of course he claims his ex is a girl.

Unless Chris Wolstenhulme(bassist) from Muse is availible, cos I would totally do him, Matt you can take pics.

Is It Cos I Is Black?

No, not the Ali G bullshit.

But the BBC3 show exposing Political Correctness.
If you are lucky enough to have Virgin media T.V. Package,
or been especially lucky to be invited to participate in BBC Iplayer trial,
or have ways of getting a torrent of the show, it is well worth seeing.
Most amusing.

Got my ticket by private courier this morning,
aint it perrdy.

The things you see tucked into the weekend papers.
And you can still play golf with it attached, lol.

As if turning his ex wife into a crack whore, and now trying to get the judge to give him her money cos he aint had a hit in years, and even psycho britney spears covers couldn't pay the rent.
New ITV "chat show" 24 hours with, reveals a whole new sexy side of homophobic rants.

Be sure to watch/record "The Aristocrats" on channel 4 thursday night.
I am loving the "offensive" week.
I may not agree with all the jokes, but...
My fave has to be.

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Rape the bitch.

It reminds me of another funny joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half of a worm?
Being raped.


I do not think think rape is funny.

Shame on channel 4 for bottling out of the danish cartoon scandal.

I remember being horrified by a joke about the london bombings on July 7th.
but the "for sale: open top bus" does make me laff, now.

Guess the body part?

Do not let ur kids watch it.
Just F*cking see this film.
Yea, I know I keep on about this film.
As much as I loved 300, for it's skill.
This is still Better, in different ways.
If u don't agree, well to be honest, I don't care.

from bad mood hippy,

to this.

Here's to being scared.

Bill O'Reilly Vs Stephen Colbert.
Colbert( pronounced coalber) is a *liberal* .
Who bases his whole act on the fox news (puppet)
Presenter O'Reily.(who blamed imigrants for their kids dying in a fire and not the American landlord). Oh yea he is that hot.

This is relevant to the clip below.

I wouldn't reccomend this as being totally suitable for work, so be warned though I laughed so hard I spat tea on my monitor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRPczK8WcG4

Now that's what I call a bruise.
Here's a tip, Don't dance in the shower with your eyes closed when you're half asleep.

My boys being inducted, with the song that made me fall in love with them.
Who would have thought 25+ years, Berry on drums wow.

Errrm?!!

Oh and BTW before I forget those REM tickets I was close to ranting about the other day, seated tickets sold for £410.
DIRTY ROBBING BASTARDS.
And no I am not sorry I did not buy more.
I was lucky to get one.
Unlike many fans. Who couldn't.
I have a reserved seat, so I am grateful.
Some ebay fuckwit selling ten tickets, you obviously scammed the tickets, somehow?

And on a lighter note, Baseball coaches,
how intimate are they?

Copyright controlled pic.
Details on the pic.
Stuff like this blows my mind, A new milky way perhaps? No not the sweetie, it aint gluten free, hehehe. Certainly looks like the start of a new Spiral galaxy.
It's a beautiful image, go seek the hi def image, it will make ur jaw hit the floor.

Check out the youtube channel for REMHQ.
I so want to rant, but have got a ticket for Dublin rehearsals.
£260 for 2 tickets, G bought my ticket for 50 euros= £35-8 sterling.
This so deserverse a rant.
This is a limited gig.
The "Fans on Ebay Selling Tickets for X amount"
You disgust me.
You denied REM fans the Chance to see something Special.

Admit it, how many of you fools were caught out by the first of april.
Sunday papers were full of them/fool of them.
but they are regardless of date.

It seems that all the fanclub allocated tickets have sold out.
General sales at 9am are fucked.
small theatre, fan club absorbtion, unless u already in the queue at Olympia Theatre in Dublin.
You aint getting a ticket.
G, I cannot thank you enough.
Though I do wish you had given me permission to buy 4 tickets,
Ebay would have worked, big time.
I jest, I am glad true fans got first chance.
I still feel sick.

Thank you so much G.
OH MY GOD,
I am off to Dublin on the 4th of July to see my boys.
Kinda scary going on my own but so excited.

You Heard It Here First!

REM are to play 5 dates in Dublin's Olympia Theatre this summer.
These will be the only live shows anywhere in the world this year.
Tickets go on general release tomorrow.
The dates are:

June 30th
July 1st
July 3rd
July 4th
July 5th

The gigs are set to showcase the new material from the upcomming

album with producer Jacknife Lee.

However Fanclub members can buy the tickets today.

Alfred Hitchcock,
who I admire greatly, not least for his many wonderful films,
and the amazing cinematic genius of Psycho, (written by Robert Bloch,
who when asked how he could write such disturbing tales?
is often quoted as saying " I have the heart of a small boy, which I keep
in a jar on my desk")
Hitchcock said when driving though switzerland, pointed out of the car and proclaimed
"that is the most frightening sight I have ever seen". It was a priest in conversation
with a young boy with the priests hand on the boys shoulder. Hitchcock leaned out of the car window and shouted " Run little boy, run for your life."

As a fanclub member of rem,
I recieved an ambiguous email today.
It reads:

"Dear Fan Club Members,

Please stay tuned to your email for a very special announcement from R.E.M. HQ around this same time tomorrow.

You are probably wondering what the surprise is: well, all we can say right now is: stay tuned tomorrow and you will find out at the same time as your fellow fan club members. Some of you will be particularly happy.

SO...PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL TOMORROW!"

Is Bill coming back?
Are we few selected gonna get a special invite to a new album release party?
Design the album cover?
I'm almost sick with excitement, tho' bearing in mind there last few april fool
rumours, will we be fooled again?
Roll on 4:oo PM 2moro, Damn it can't come quick enough.
Odds on I will be dissapointed.

And to think I aint started ranting yet.

Whats wrong with religion? Why be so hostile?

Religion has actually convinced people, that there is an invisible man living in the sky,
watching everything you do, everyminute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he dosent want you to do, and if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live, and suffer, and burn, and choke and scream and cry forever and ever untill the end of time.
But.. He loves you.


God Bless George Carlin.

If Jesus and GOD are our saviours, and GOD The Father, GOD The Son and
GOD The Holy Ghost are one and the same? (yes catholicism).
If GOD wanted to forgive our sins? Why not just forgive them?
Without having himself tortured and executed in payment.

A wee hint of a rant. RE: The God Delusion.

Nobel prize winning physicist, Steven Weinberg said, "Religion is an insult to human dignity, with or without it, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion."

More to come.........

Mr. C , was great to get your momma on the train.
Mr. W, was great to see you, I am holding out for a rant. LOL.
Mr. B, good luck with the interview.

Just watched Crufts 2007. (dog show)
Screaming queeny handler with a dog called Fabulous willie.
Wins the title.
Think Christopher Guest film, "Best In Show".

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Kill it, Cook it, Eat it.
BBC3 show.
I wont post pictures of the slaughter.
Only cos I have no pics of Dale Winton hosting Supermarket Sweep.
But he is so full of chemicals, like supermarket meat. allegedly.
Support your local butcher if you have to eat meat.
I like meat, but my local butchers are all under investigation by
health inspectors for selling "bush meat" pick any primate for that one. allegedly.

Yea he did fuck this dog. apairently, Graham the word is apparently.
you cunt, cocaine is keeping you thin, apairently, your "new" show is shite.
No "apairently" about it.
Next time I am unlucky enough to see you in a bar, I will not hesitate to bitch slap you.

Details slowly being leaked,
Sky want almost 4 million cable viewers to now pay 90 pence a month.
Previous agreement was around 45 pence, till Virgin took over NTL/Telewest,
Why should we pay more?
Sky One is Dying on it's arse, I wont miss it,
I just tune in on a sunday to hope to see new simpsons.
1 or 2 a month?
But there is always torrents.
I never seen 24, and lost I gave up on when channel 4 had rights.

Which Murdoch will suck me off?

hehehe

Go Virgin Media,
My cables channels now read.

602 now says, Sky Snooze try BBC News. 120 is now Virgin Central 2. 515 is now Old Sky Sports Snooze.

Well done Virgin Media,
U stuck to ur guns. and by 00:01 all $ly basic channels were gone.
James Murdoch, My balls are awaiting ur lips anytime u like.
Tho I aint gonna lick Branson's bits either.
Go Virgin Media, get those phone exchanges unlocked, and offer
some kind of deal to non-cabled customers.

The $ky(Sky/Sly) Vs VirginMedia fight continues,
Murdoch($ky) u can suck my balls.
I am no fan of Branson, but get in there SRB,
$ky u fuckers.
Telewest were awesome, since buyout, now I am a Virgin media customer,
Roll on midnight, and my supplier (virginmedia)can get rid of u.
Sly one, I aint paying for ur monopoly.
Dirty Robbing Bastards.*
Please China or anyone with a space missile, knock out astra satelites.*

$ky/ Murdoch/the sun newspaper/newsoftheworld/foxnews(LOL),


Suck my balls all night long u cunts.*

(*just my opinion)

Pan's Labarynth already won 3 oscars.
and thats before the big awards.
see this film u fuckers,

Here's one for the Scottish rugby fans.
Sean Lamont. I bet you will be watching the 6 Nations next weekend now.

Newcastle United players fall in love after qualifying for last 16 in UEFA cup.



Ok they dont really, but this pic from BBC website sure makes it look
like they moving in for some serious tongue action.
Interracial love mmmm, no surprise to those that know me,
I love it.

I have found the new next big thing.
I was right about Mika.
This artist, I don't plan on keeping to Devon, Xmas recommendations, etc.
I am gonna be producing this artist, at least for first few tracks.
Fingers crossed.
It may take a few months, before final recording.
But his choon has hit written all over it.

Britney in mid breakdown mode, Pic lifted from Perez hilton,
The UK loves u.


Amy Winehouse, this is your future Biiiitttccchhh.

Keep up the good work Perez.

Furious that I now need to use my precious gmail account, to sign into blogger.
they aint available in uk anymore.
I suppose it was a matter of time before I hated google,
after this blog grab, I now hate google more than any other company.
Can anyone suggest a new non google or Msn company?

I expect this blog or some of it will be banned.

Dirty robbing bastards.

Pan's Labyrinth,or Laberinto del Fauno, El.
The Last King Of Scotland.This is in English so need no translation.
See these films.


Just incase U missed it.

Elephants dream, amazing animation.

The Brits.

ITV must drink deep from Murdochs Vein.
Thank fuck for the 7 second delay, eh?
But then again how can cunts like Oasis win contribution awards.
Ringo and Paul still alive.
Thank fuck Muse won best live act, the only saving grace.
They should cancel these pathetic atempts at an awards ceremony.
Sponsorships by credit dealers are RRRRReeepppuggnnnaaannntttt.

OMG.

Brokeback Mountain Being screened on the island??

Welcome to the 21st century Bute, tho I doubt it will run for long.

Forgive me for PMSL.

Now we just need "The Last King Of Scotland" to show there by 2010.

Damn good job I cant get online properly.
Forget Jade being a racist, why on sundays CBB highlights show jermaine praying for the first time? He prays 5 times a day, yea not exciting telly, but why show it now in the light of the backlash over racism?
"What a fucking liberty"
I am not religious, but why did they show it after the row?
yet felt no need to show it before?.

ta for the sweeties sparky,
they came in handy tonight.
best i have felt since before xmas.
Hopefully will be back online proper after the weekend.

Chris Wolstenholme over matt bellamy anyday for me, lol.

Massive apoligies, for being ill when I had hoped to see so many.
Massive thanx to G for looking after me.
Still very unwell, but on anti-biotics so hope my health will be good soon.
Thanx to L & D for visiting me when i was ill,(despite I could'nt visit the kids).

Sorry I couldnt partake of socialising.
Happy New Year to all.
Barrsy big time.
Rxx