to this.

Here's to being scared.

Bill O'Reilly Vs Stephen Colbert.
Colbert( pronounced coalber) is a *liberal* .
Who bases his whole act on the fox news (puppet)
Presenter O'Reily.(who blamed imigrants for their kids dying in a fire and not the American landlord). Oh yea he is that hot.

This is relevant to the clip below.

I wouldn't reccomend this as being totally suitable for work, so be warned though I laughed so hard I spat tea on my monitor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRPczK8WcG4

Now that's what I call a bruise.
Here's a tip, Don't dance in the shower with your eyes closed when you're half asleep.

My boys being inducted, with the song that made me fall in love with them.
Who would have thought 25+ years, Berry on drums wow.

Errrm?!!

Oh and BTW before I forget those REM tickets I was close to ranting about the other day, seated tickets sold for £410.
DIRTY ROBBING BASTARDS.
And no I am not sorry I did not buy more.
I was lucky to get one.
Unlike many fans. Who couldn't.
I have a reserved seat, so I am grateful.
Some ebay fuckwit selling ten tickets, you obviously scammed the tickets, somehow?

And on a lighter note, Baseball coaches,
how intimate are they?

Copyright controlled pic.
Details on the pic.
Stuff like this blows my mind, A new milky way perhaps? No not the sweetie, it aint gluten free, hehehe. Certainly looks like the start of a new Spiral galaxy.
It's a beautiful image, go seek the hi def image, it will make ur jaw hit the floor.

Check out the youtube channel for REMHQ.
I so want to rant, but have got a ticket for Dublin rehearsals.
£260 for 2 tickets, G bought my ticket for 50 euros= £35-8 sterling.
This so deserverse a rant.
This is a limited gig.
The "Fans on Ebay Selling Tickets for X amount"
You disgust me.
You denied REM fans the Chance to see something Special.

Admit it, how many of you fools were caught out by the first of april.
Sunday papers were full of them/fool of them.
but they are regardless of date.

It seems that all the fanclub allocated tickets have sold out.
General sales at 9am are fucked.
small theatre, fan club absorbtion, unless u already in the queue at Olympia Theatre in Dublin.
You aint getting a ticket.
G, I cannot thank you enough.
Though I do wish you had given me permission to buy 4 tickets,
Ebay would have worked, big time.
I jest, I am glad true fans got first chance.
I still feel sick.

Thank you so much G.
OH MY GOD,
I am off to Dublin on the 4th of July to see my boys.
Kinda scary going on my own but so excited.

You Heard It Here First!

REM are to play 5 dates in Dublin's Olympia Theatre this summer.
These will be the only live shows anywhere in the world this year.
Tickets go on general release tomorrow.
The dates are:

June 30th
July 1st
July 3rd
July 4th
July 5th

The gigs are set to showcase the new material from the upcomming

album with producer Jacknife Lee.

However Fanclub members can buy the tickets today.

Alfred Hitchcock,
who I admire greatly, not least for his many wonderful films,
and the amazing cinematic genius of Psycho, (written by Robert Bloch,
who when asked how he could write such disturbing tales?
is often quoted as saying " I have the heart of a small boy, which I keep
in a jar on my desk")
Hitchcock said when driving though switzerland, pointed out of the car and proclaimed
"that is the most frightening sight I have ever seen". It was a priest in conversation
with a young boy with the priests hand on the boys shoulder. Hitchcock leaned out of the car window and shouted " Run little boy, run for your life."

As a fanclub member of rem,
I recieved an ambiguous email today.
It reads:

"Dear Fan Club Members,

Please stay tuned to your email for a very special announcement from R.E.M. HQ around this same time tomorrow.

You are probably wondering what the surprise is: well, all we can say right now is: stay tuned tomorrow and you will find out at the same time as your fellow fan club members. Some of you will be particularly happy.

SO...PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL TOMORROW!"

Is Bill coming back?
Are we few selected gonna get a special invite to a new album release party?
Design the album cover?
I'm almost sick with excitement, tho' bearing in mind there last few april fool
rumours, will we be fooled again?
Roll on 4:oo PM 2moro, Damn it can't come quick enough.
Odds on I will be dissapointed.

And to think I aint started ranting yet.

Whats wrong with religion? Why be so hostile?

Religion has actually convinced people, that there is an invisible man living in the sky,
watching everything you do, everyminute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he dosent want you to do, and if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live, and suffer, and burn, and choke and scream and cry forever and ever untill the end of time.
But.. He loves you.


God Bless George Carlin.

If Jesus and GOD are our saviours, and GOD The Father, GOD The Son and
GOD The Holy Ghost are one and the same? (yes catholicism).
If GOD wanted to forgive our sins? Why not just forgive them?
Without having himself tortured and executed in payment.