its over, just the year end to go, cant wait.
New Year, New Start, New Hope.
Thanx 2 my friends.
So glad I have my real friends.
So looking forward to doing nice things for them.
R xxx

please, have the cure from Bennicassm? excuse spelling etc.
I want the whole set. if u dont, fuck off.
if u do, i love u. xx.

Alas, Louis' closet shag won through, shayne/shane u faggot.
British public too scared to have a black winner, just see clumsy gough winning strictly some dancing if u dont believe.
I know who's album I will listen to.

I'd do anything.
I licked my thin skin,
Dear reader, i got lost b4.
London is paved with shit not gold.
u have ur smell,
even when ur not here I can smell u,
I can taste u.
I'm sorry.
point ur knife at my throat and rip it out.
phoney maroney.
I'm amazed my heart is still here to break.
so scared of love,
dont be like me.
it dignifies the end.

what is wrong with u ppl?
This woman is amazing, should have been in the final, fuck it she should have won.
please get behind Andy, we cant let another bland uk only act win, need I remind u off steve wotshisname? VOTE ANDY PLEASE

search out!!!
tom vek
glory
forgetfulness
joanna newsome
being alive
sex
whitey
denial
malcom in the middle
unplugged
god
being alone
lack of sleep
frustration
bisexuals
suicide
heartbreak
apathy
fear
love
spirituality
heartbreak
rats in dreams
the love of ur friends
the pain ur friends bring u
balamory
mental illness
love
the answer
hope
coping
just another day..................................

Barca, thank u for making me forget about pain,
ur so much a part of my pain,
but ur also my brief moments of joy,
and for that I thank u.


R*** u know ur Barca,
U kill me, But U keep me living.
its fine as it is.

Damn. I love u all

R.I.P. xxx

remember ppl, who have been saddened.

If only halfway through dental work was this amusing, got another week to go, im in agony already, cant believe the cost, boo hoo me, lol, yea, right.

if u havent heard the "1 Giant Leap" album from 2002, go get it, listen to some true musical madness, I just listened to it again, still blows me away, so much better than getting into an Xfactor discussion, tho if andy the binman dosent win, there is no justice in this world.

music proves the existence of GOD. "discuss"

Did Rickey Gervais really manage "Suede"? even if he did hes still a one joke F***wit

Truly Amazing, in 1999, he was a young 20something, Mr Martin give it up hun. 6 years on, he closer to 40 than 30, how? lipo and full lift later, wot u saying?

Finally, an avon aftershave that both me & Tufty can splash on for a night out.

hehehe!!

Piff Paf Poof, "The High Life" ripped it into Piff Paff Poff, Will Mz. Cummings just admit he loved "Crackerjack", or is he too holywood now? If u dont know the shows, then it wont mean anything, so probably best u dont search tv.com for info. But for those that do, http://www.gelanti.dircon.co.uk/duram/duram.htm

Siouxsie finally gets to meet her idol, Ian Crawford.

baby, instant soup dosent really grab me. Today I need something more sub sub sub sub subs.....

is Patti Smith really cottagin?

"Richard said withdrawal in disgust, is not the same as apathy"

look up, what do u see?

This is just spleening my vex now. But all the PTF's out there.
Can u stop what ur doing, it's not a request.

perhaps better known as Mr. Bronson from grange hill (actor Michael Sheard), he recently died from cancer aged 65. All 2gether now, awwwww.

in honour of the 'ironic' classic. "who the F*** is Pete Doherty?
any suggestions? Who the F*** is************ feel free to 2 post names.

Thanks for letting me finally grab the glasgow green gig, it is so like the night felt. i love it.

if anyone wants to do something selfless, then find me and send me a medium of this tshirt, i dunno where to get it from, but saw it on someone today, and have to have one, in this blue colour, its says Nokia style "VODKA
Connecting People"

so if u find one buy it for me, it will make an old man smile.

hehehehe

LOL

http://www.geoffellis.com/storewars.html




for all u star wars freaks, get over it.

it was great at the time. looking back, it like cagney & lacey.

sorry tufty, ur wee bro has some more discs heading his way.

Ian Paisly Jr.

Please dont cry crocodile tears over Mo mowlam.
Just shed real tears at being an ugly cock eyed cunt.
sorry dear readers for the language, but pricks like this using death for political points, can kiss my !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont really think i can say anything else, except bush/blair cunts. protestant/catholic, u both worship same god, I know im treading on thin ice here. But both catholic/protestant*, its same guy (u r only protestants cos Henry the 8th, wasnt allowed to divorce, (Cromwell/potato famine) before he chopped his wife's head off, and created his own church). But I do believe the western part of europe has moved on long ago. now we just have to include African slavery into the mix. now Im laffing at us all. * equals england only.

Rest In Peace. u fabuolous wee husband stealing bitch, read her book. she's a legend.
I am saddened by her premature death.
God love her.
night night Marjorie, xxx.

Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, do you want to, crap crap crap crap crap, yea is infectious for a wee while, but then again so is V.D.

Here's a wee joke, that made me spill my drink, Well almost, alcohol is precious stuff.

Pregnant Irish girl fones home, "Ma oi tink me waters hav just broke." "Oh me holy Jaysus, where r u ringing from?" "oim ringing from me minge to me fockin ankles."

well I laffed if u didnt.

I was recently asked for my top 5 dream celebrity shags, so thought I would share. From the top, tho in no preference order, Jason Robinson(mmmm), Andrew Cole(always been a fave), Pharrell Williams(how could you not), Darren Campbell(hell yea), Dr.Dre(no I dont want a record deal). But I would be happy with any one of the 5. Tho Denzel ur welcome anytime.

Anyone noticing a theme? it aint my fault, i was brought up on an island of white people.
Feel free to make quality suggestions of the like, and I may have my own top 20 before long.

My ex's new doggy. His name is Zakary, tho he can bounce like Zebedee, he's a very sweet doggy. I do mean the doggy not my ex.

Well BB6 is over, there is a God after all, but as far as this show is concerned, it's clear yet again, that it's the producers who decide who's going to win. The british public are idiots, and if you want proof just check the midget cheeky chappy that won. Oh well theres always next summer to vent my spleen on.

why didnt this closet case cancel his somerset house gig?

It's Craid David, for those tiny white communities that know no better.
tho u can definately tell he struggling with his weight, yet again.


Serious apologies to Tufty, am gutted dude, totally gutted.

alleged free ipod*: seems like some getting them, but gotta be worth a try.
click the link and take a spin, it may take upto 2 months to receive.

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=20965585


seems to work, i know some ppl who got one or 3, depends n how many ppl u know.

*I take no responsibility if u dont get one.

credit card companies:

let me reshape ur credit card. (Mint/Barclaycard, Im so trendy my card has a weird shape.**) I wont charge u any interest*



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** Barclays please continute sponsorship of alleged apartheid and racism and charge me for it. Whilst you continue to profit HUGELY. Thank you.

Hairshirt: definition - A garment of rough cloth made from goats' hair and worn in the form of a shirt or as a girdle around the loins, by way of mortification and penance by some Catholics and, earlier, by Jews as a sign of penance. MAKE OF THAT WHAT U WILL.

FOR THOSE THAT AINT SURE WHAT A HAIRSHRT IS. PLEASE CHECK BACK HERE SOON.

u get me.

Its a poor effort of fakeness, but much appreciated. I still say kill em all, NOW , Right Now, PLEASE.

I would happily put a bullet through everyone of their skulls, thy all make my skin crawl like. u get me. blah blah blah, treat em all like baby seals on artic flow, pick axe through back of there skull, we aint gonna miss 'em.

Anthony, dont talk to anyone, they all want to bum u, I'm the only one that loves u, OH MY GOD, JUST PLEASE DO ME HERE ON THE SOFA B4 DEREK TRIES TO BUM U, I'M SO FAT, I GOT MASSIVE TITS.

22 going on 12, but at least he knows how to stop salmonella, still the cleanest housemate, but so obviously the most immature. DAMN SHAME

big up to Angus for getting me a ticket to this show, had a lovely day, thank u, thank u, thank u, big up to the thousands who knew only four songs, got proved right, they dont know nothing, i hoe they more educated in life than they are in music.

rumours all ova the place, was mic broken or was she just too hammered to perform, I dunno I was too far back, I could only see the screens, whatever the truth, when she kicked in vocaly(with Stipe whispering in her ear the whole time, and squeezing her hand) she was awesome, its Patti Smith for fucks sake, even the lowly french gave her a major honour in last month, check out her "horses" album. she a legend, big up Patti for turning up on last minute of belated last night of tour.

Besides, Tufty, took U long enuff to stop calling me haircoat.

Tufty, I have nothing but love for u. I can only apologise for the lack of recent posts, but I think I made up for it today. Tho forgive the overload today, but London bombs was too close to the one I love, FIEEERRRRRRRRE. so much pain and relief in one phonecall.

Bertis Downs :REM confidant: ( check huffingtonpost for original copy*)

There Will Always Be A London, I Hope

We have had an interesting week here in London, from the amazing experience that was Live 8 last week, to Wednesday's excitement accompanying the city's winning of the 2012 Summer Olympic Games, to the devastation and sadness of yesterday's tube and bus bombings. Yet, through it all, London goes on....

It remains unshakable, confident, sprawling, determined. There is a spirit and a soul here not found in other places, a remarkable spirit that makes London so special and civilized, even when things go terribly wrong like yesterday.

I have a pretty privileged job, being R.E.M.'s advisor for the past two decades plus, and one of the best things about my role is the many times I get to travel here. London ... the long soft landing of a fairly intensive year of travel and shows. Yesterday was a day off, and we were all set for this coming weekend, including R.E.M.'s return engagement in Hyde Park, highly anticipated for the whole year.

I first realized something was up when I couldn't get a cab for a meeting over at MTV. Kind of embarrassing to be this late, what an idiot I am, all the normal kind of self-talk that accompanies the misfortune of being cabless in a light rain across town from where you are supposed to be and all the cabs are full....

Finally, I gave up, telephoned in my regrets and came back to my rental apartment to take the meeting by telephone. And then, over the next few minutes, by now around 10 o'clock, the news shifted from bomb scare to power surge to the real story: buses and tube station bombings. The rest of the day was given over to monitoring the situation and charting its impact on our little corner of the world. Overlooking the park, I stayed bunkered by the computer and the landline (the cell towers had been shut down to thwart any further terrorist incidents) and tried to figure out our next move.

It became pretty clear by noon that there wouldn't be any shows in Hyde Park this weekend (infrastructure, personnel, appropriateness, limits to everything...), so the conversations shifted to the choice of outright cancellation or mere postponement. And actually, the decision was in a large sense made for us: the London authorities made clear the inability of the city to handle the show this coming weekend, but their willingness to allow it a week later. And being that the band is here to play, and the 80,000 people who are looking forward to that, even though it means extending the tour, and our whole team's personal commitments, by a week, it was a fairly straightforward decision to make. So, assuming everything stays on course, next Saturday the 16th of July should be a pretty special show, for R.E.M., for London, for the sense of normalcy that everybody craves.

My wife and I decided at the last minute to go ahead and eat out as planned, at our favorite restaurant anywhere, the River Café, and we enjoyed a chance to reflect on the terrible sadness of the day, the sense of loss felt by those affected, the heroic feats of emergency workers in the face of suffering, the "there but by the grace of God..." feelings, the abundant blessings unchanged by the events of the day (family, personal health and happiness, lessons learned). And we marveled at the full restaurant, the convivial exchanges, the life going on aspect to it all. Normal never felt so good. London thrives. And we are lucky to be a part of it.

* This poster takes no responsibility for comments posted here via other sites. Take from it what you will.**
** for all those who used pictures of the bus, you know who you are. Appalling behaviour.

How can people hate me? I am total chav central. But I got Saskia rejection to look forward to. well, me and my tiny cock.

Oh My God, maxwell, I have bigger tits than Saskia, how can U leave me?

Surely this cretin has more tits than any cow in any field worldwide

dirty chav scum, could not be happier he's gone, tho i dont like Science much either. but he deserved to stay.

Paris 2012, Kiss my ass

How I felt on train home June 15th

First things first, massive luv going out to tufty (http://teawithtufty.blogspot.com/) still buzzing from tuesday night, english crowds @ live gigs could learn a lot from a glasgow crowd. what am i saying? the english could learn how to take the rod out there ass and actualy left themselves enjoy life, especially london crowds. whatever band u love wherever u live go see them in glasgow, u wont regret it.