credit card companies:

let me reshape ur credit card. (Mint/Barclaycard, Im so trendy my card has a weird shape.**) I wont charge u any interest*



*Disclaimer: banks may charge u for what I spend on it, no Liability to this site or anyone associated with it.

** Barclays please continute sponsorship of alleged apartheid and racism and charge me for it. Whilst you continue to profit HUGELY. Thank you.