Fuck rock the vote in 2004, what we need is puff daddy, sean combes, p myself when high, p all over bitches cos i crack high, this failure to remain sober enough to a point, just to get the youth to vote,
we can also have white parties in the south of france and bounce about on a trampoline. whilst waiting for his boys to fuck him, allegedly.
Diddy means tit for a reason in Scotland,
On a lighter note, I got a txt tonight, to be sung to the tune of "I Will Survive". Getting this from a straight freind made it more amusing.
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When you said you had ten inches, Lord. I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong I knew that I could take you on...
But ther you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a french fry. I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream. I should have know there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door, don't you promise me ten inches, then you turn up with only four.
weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size dosen't count?
I will survive, I will survive,
As long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive. I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex, I will survive. hey hey.
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When you said you had ten inches, Lord. I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong I knew that I could take you on...
But ther you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a french fry. I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream. I should have know there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door, don't you promise me ten inches, then you turn up with only four.
weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size dosen't count?
I will survive, I will survive,
As long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive. I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex, I will survive. hey hey.
Just to say thank you so much to my bastard ex from many years ago that gave me Hepatitus B, I have now been told that the cos I like a wee voddie or 2 from time to time on top of the Hep B When younger my liver is now quite damaged and I am no longer allowed to drink for ever and ever amen, so thank you, you completely selfish bastard and here's hoping your dead already, so you can't fuck up someone else's enjoyment of life.
So Paula Radcliffe died on her ass yet again in the olympics.
But well done to fellow Scot Chris Hoy,
who won his 3rd gold of this games, if he aint knighted I will hunt down both Pinsent & Redgrave & Dame Holmes come to think of it.
Well done Team GB, track & feild is dodgy for results, but we still getting our best results for over 50 years.
But well done to fellow Scot Chris Hoy,
who won his 3rd gold of this games, if he aint knighted I will hunt down both Pinsent & Redgrave & Dame Holmes come to think of it.
Well done Team GB, track & feild is dodgy for results, but we still getting our best results for over 50 years.
There's a whole load of nasty shit cropping up all over the place about the magnificent Usain (lightening) Bolt winning 100M gold in a breathtaking world record performance in Beijing olympics earlier today, I just wanna make a positive comment, usain is the best sprinter on the planet today, the best of the best(?) lined up alongside him and could not keep up, ok, lets be honest they could not get within 10-15 meters of this guy, he is so far ahead of the rest it is inconceivable. He also seems like such a nice guy and for 21 years old and from Jamaica, well let me just say he seems perfectly comfortable dancing around camply without any attitude. I would totally hit it with him, hehehe.
I forgot to mention this track from when I watched the film "21", It's by MGMT, It wont let me embed it. The video is quite amusing, who don't want to sit astride a giant cat? BTW all those drummers at the beginning, Bejing opening ceremony? CGI? Anyone?
After a 2 hour plus session last night of urban fox's(yes, I mean the animal kind) going nuts in the grounds and my neighbours throwing buckets of water out their windows to try to move them on, they are back again for a repeat performance tonight, the fox's play does seem harsh and they do scream as if being gang raped (or so I imagine such a thing would sound) but I love to hear and see them play, fight, mate whatever it is they do to make such a row. Maybe it's just me being back on the pills, but anything to help the issue. Maybe it's the fuller moon last night and the full one tonight is driving them crazy? Either way I love them urban fox's.
Yeaa, ticket sales were poor in Cardiff, so My Boyz have had to downsize to the arena, if only Twickenham sales were so poor they would have to play wembley arena? Alas they aint, so it's down to nobody wants to go to Wales, maybe? as for promoters claiming credit crunch bollox. I still have no intention to see them in the outdoor shows, Been there done that, don't like it, please come back in December and play the appollo or some such smaller venue in London, Yea I am selfish*, I will def go to that.
*=see previous post.
*=see previous post.
Yea, my fave neighbour has not quite moved out.
Long story.
But it seems us residents do have a say, as far as parking goes, at least.
The new housing bastards, have suspended the restrictions because of his work, Ok he forged my sig while I was not here, I back his work and would have gladly signed had I been here. Just make your son keep up the good work. And if your son.... who is in his 20's.....
Long story.
But it seems us residents do have a say, as far as parking goes, at least.
The new housing bastards, have suspended the restrictions because of his work, Ok he forged my sig while I was not here, I back his work and would have gladly signed had I been here. Just make your son keep up the good work. And if your son.... who is in his 20's.....
Noah and the whale
Barenaked ladies for the noughties, maybe not. Folk music?? I don't know.
They look like twats, but I kinda like the choons.
Barenaked ladies for the noughties, maybe not. Folk music?? I don't know.
They look like twats, but I kinda like the choons.
L why the hell did u reccommend "The Signal"?
Yea it was an ok film. but f*cking hell, surely this film is a pisstake of the whole horror genre? Only it aint funny or scary. Do not tell me it was a serious film, it was enjoyable, but it was so bad in places, but fun in others, yet still the best I can give it is a 5.3 out of 10. Hmmm it was OK.
Yea it was an ok film. but f*cking hell, surely this film is a pisstake of the whole horror genre? Only it aint funny or scary. Do not tell me it was a serious film, it was enjoyable, but it was so bad in places, but fun in others, yet still the best I can give it is a 5.3 out of 10. Hmmm it was OK.
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