On a lighter note, I got a txt tonight, to be sung to the tune of "I Will Survive". Getting this from a straight freind made it more amusing.
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When you said you had ten inches, Lord. I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong I knew that I could take you on...
But ther you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a french fry. I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream. I should have know there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door, don't you promise me ten inches, then you turn up with only four.
weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size dosen't count?
I will survive, I will survive,
As long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive. I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex, I will survive. hey hey.