I had to have 2 "enigineers" visit my flat this week, the first on monday who looked like matt hughes' older shorter hotter brother, to do my boiler safety check, if you don't know who matt hughes is well he is a porn star, blue peter badge for you.
Today I had a VirginMedia engineer turn up to replace my old cable tv box, but he was the spitting image of how david blane's older butcher brick shithouse sized brother would be, unfortunately I was trying to take a pic of his ass when he looked directly at me, so I didnt dare try again, cos the phone goes click and I ain't worked out how to turn the noise off. I need to start answering the door in my underwear, and faking embarressment. Thank god there is so much work still to be done on my building in next few weeks, shame the nice weather is set to end.