Happy New Year fucklings. xx.
Congratulations to Sir Chris Hoy(cyclist, and totally hot Scottish totty) and Sir Terry Pratchett(my fave author) on their Knighthoods, damn good job Chris got his or I would have been cursing.
Creep, from some rebroadcast on mtv2.


Stop Whispering.


The Bends


Just, one of my personal faves.


Paranoid Android Live, total classic.


Pyramid Song.Live.


I might be wrong, live.


Knives Out, live.


The Bends, live.


15 step.


House of cards.


REM Night soon.
Near Wild Heaven.
Radiohead night coming up.
Last call for my film of the year.
Slumdog Millionaire.
I never got to see the Boosh, and nor did any other 2 tickets.
Happy holidays etc.
Blah blah blah.
XXX
2 mighty boosh tickets for sale.
Cost price, I will even pick them up at venue,
and hand them over. Cost price.
£27.50 per ticket.

I just got an email from the O2 to tell me I won 2 tickets to the Thursday 18th show, so if anyone wants to come with me, get in touch, 1st come 1st served.
Great to chat with you. L.
I, thanks for the call.
A weekend buzz does not last forever.
LK, nice you called.
Shame you couldn't visit.
G. It was great to have you visit,Yes I am gonna say it.
Barry Manilow at the O2 arena in London on Saturday night was outstanding.
I cannot fault a 65 year old man, he kept 20 thousand people bouncing off the walls.
Neil Diamond could learn something from him as a performer.
P.S. Stop having shit comedians as an opening act.
Bobby Davro, was younger than some of the shit jokes he told.
Biggest joke of the night, Bobby Davro.
Thanks G,
being without my Internet etc, for the last week or so has been hellish.
since I had my B-52's moment, I been thinking about my Talking Heads momemt.
So here it comes.
Once In A Lifetime.Live.

Wild Wild Life.

Take Me To The River, Live.

Sax and violins,

And She was.

Blind.

Nothing But Flowers.

A pause before my final choice.
I am off to watch the "David Haye" Fight.
Psycho Killer. Live.
After seeing a "Clarks" shoe advert earlier on TV where they used "Funplex" as the tune, I am having a B-52's moment or 3.
Private Idaho

Good Stuff

Cosmic Thing Live

party out of bound, read the bit at the side of youtube page.

tell It Like It Is TI is

Dance This Mess Around

Rock Lobster Live, so many options. Went for this one.

Love Shack from 2007

And almost finally the song now used in the ad, Funplex

I just gotta send nod's to Fred, kate, Cindy & lest we forget Ricky(RIP).
As a final note, can you spot Kate in this clip?

hehehehe
here's a lil reminder of Bush and his minions.
And with the 5th of November approaching fast here in the UK, Bush and the Republicans, your day is done, for now at least.


Don't let the door hit your hatefull ass on the way out Bush.
Don't feel sorry for old guy and the MILF(pig in lipstick).
After 8 LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG years watching America being bastardised by Bush and his cronies, it's a relief to know(hope) that when I wake up in about 8 hours it shall be confirmed.
Apparently, the first vote is in, in a town of 21 voters 70%(you do the maths)went for Obama, and all 21 voters were white.
Whoop whoop.
Well done Spurs for getting of the bottom of the Premiership.
Back from the frozen north, big luv & thanks to the following, T, M, P, C, E, & massive hugs and squeezes to Lil Miss Tara Doggie, for keeping me company almost every night.


Sorry about the old camera phone pic, but I think we all agree, she is gorgeous.
Can you make this illusion work?


??????
Heading out of London? Soon? For a wee while?
B4 starting new therapy.
If I do leave London, I will try to meet old friends in the north.
Can I even communitcate?
Who knows?
I am so scared, freaked....
Self harming again.
my fingers look like aliens.
I hear noises, Bells, Whistles & bones cracking?
Bleeps, howls, and snapping?
is any of it real?
Does it all just confirm my disgust?
I am completely fed up with people, they disgust me. I wish had no need to interact with them on any level. I want to be found dead in 10 years time surrounded by 2 meter piles of old newspapers and boxes of bills, and just maybe a dead pet or 3 and just for good measure bags of all sorts of bodily fluids, maybe clutching my original Elmo covered in saliva and vomit, fingers crossed this hell lasts that long.
www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
I hate you. No not you specially, Just everyone else.
Secretly I love everyone, ssssshhhh.
Tricia, You aren't alone.
I will try to visit next month, as long as pat is there at same time.
I love you so much, don't be scared.
I haven't had this happen in ages, But I got a txt tonight asking me to tell kelly to call the txter, I had to reply, I don't know anyone called kelly blah blah, long story short, after over an hour of txting back and forth, they live in Newcastle and I don't.
I never said it was a good story.
I know I posted b4, but I need to smile.

Elmo makes me want to cuddle.
the 2008 edititon,
After spending the best part of 3 days playing Tiger Woods 09 on the Wii, I can barely move my right arm. Thank god the pills are killing my libido, tho I dont tend to use my right hand for personal use, only to finish off my bits of ..., sorry, too much info there. My other addiction is midget gems, they are mini jelly sweeties in shapes of diamonds etc, nothing to do with short people, just incase the PC brigade come after me. Is a 200g bag really enough to live on healthily, probably not considering what it's made from, yuk. I must buy paint 2moro, put it off for last 3 days, I wonder why? I am determined to repaint my lounge at some point in the week. The colour is apparaintly called creme freche, but seems to be a cream with a tint, woohoo. rambling now, but not ranting yet.
Tottenham Verses Krakov poland?
How can we tell the difference lately? Apart from the scarves they wore.
Spurs won 2-1, no comment.
I will wait for the Helicopters and sirens later tonight.
With the war against terror. answer this. Why dosen't God cure/heal amputees? especially our brave soldiers who only do what our governments ask them to, not what any god ask's them to do.
Maybe the other gods are responsible for healing?
Spaghetti monster etc........

My not so secret crush "Bruce Parry" started his new show tonight on BBC2, Awesome show, it was so nice to have emails from the team while it was being filmed, then to see the pictures everywhere when the undiscovered tribe was discovered, well Bruce and his team were the ones that "found" them.
try to catch Amazon if you can.
It's worth it.
AH, there that's better, I have seen and dimissed number 1 of my ex's.
A small emotional pang but no want or need to strip him naked and fuck all night long. Maybe the pills maybe just me or a combination, Will see number 1 again b4 next weekend maybe then I can judge for certain. Hopefully can hold off ex 2 for a week or two. Who knows? Slight guilt, need to punch that out of me.
I am having a weird time,
I wanna rant about so many things,
but, all I can say is I met up with an old ex at weekend and am fixing his laptop for no real charge, it's already taken over 2 days to load it up with the stuff he wants, I know thats mad, but it gets worse, another ex who caused major problems including very dark, violent, and dangerous times wants to get back in touch, and I said ok. I think this might all be bad for me, so why do I do it? I am in need of some proper focus, and have no idea how to do it, here's hoping my new shrink has an appointment soon.
Dawkins' Keep Out campaign,
maybe a personal out campaign.
Come out of the closet,
come out for a reason,
come out in force,
But don't out anybody.
Perhaps I mean gay liberation.
But people can out themelves,
I would not out anyone publicly.
Reach out ... to everyone without prejudice.
... in the closet
... for a reason
... in force
... or maybe,
Keep religion Out of government.
Keep religion Out of Law, science & mediceine,
Keep religion Out of schools.
Just reach out and love.
Loving this lil tune.
This post goes out to the dumbfuck who just broke into my pal G's place and stole his laptop(my laptop) and mobile fone, I am gonna catch you fucker online at some point, so keep your eyes open, we pretty sure we know who you are.
Ooops, I told nobody they were all sprayed with smart water, at some point your gonna get fucked big time.


Damn, I am so miserable about missing out on twickenham gig.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I need it, I needed that.
Fuck rock the vote in 2004, what we need is puff daddy, sean combes, p myself when high, p all over bitches cos i crack high, this failure to remain sober enough to a point, just to get the youth to vote,
we can also have white parties in the south of france and bounce about on a trampoline. whilst waiting for his boys to fuck him, allegedly.
Diddy means tit for a reason in Scotland,
On a lighter note, I got a txt tonight, to be sung to the tune of "I Will Survive". Getting this from a straight freind made it more amusing.
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When you said you had ten inches, Lord. I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong I knew that I could take you on...
But ther you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a french fry. I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream. I should have know there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door, don't you promise me ten inches, then you turn up with only four.
weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size dosen't count?
I will survive, I will survive,
As long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive. I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex, I will survive. hey hey.
My Favourite woman in the world, My auntie Pat, has her cancer back just months after being in remission, I hope the chemo and steroids work as well this time, only last for much longer this time. Thankfully August is gone now, Here's hoping September will be a better month.
My oldest living uncle died almost 2 weeks ago, I found out today, boo hoo, I didn't really know him. RIP uncle.

Do "I Believe" in anything?
I wanted to be at Twickenham today, but I can't.



I bet they won't play this.
I remember being so strung out on LSD with headphones playing "GREEN", this scared the shit out of me. (R.E.M.'s first digital album for warners.) Mike Mills backing vocal kept me thinking that someone was hiding around me.
Just to say thank you so much to my bastard ex from many years ago that gave me Hepatitus B, I have now been told that the cos I like a wee voddie or 2 from time to time on top of the Hep B When younger my liver is now quite damaged and I am no longer allowed to drink for ever and ever amen, so thank you, you completely selfish bastard and here's hoping your dead already, so you can't fuck up someone else's enjoyment of life.
Women in rock Pt 3 of ...

Patti Smith Because she is a legend.
Women in rock Pt 2 of ...

Siouxsie Sioux.
A classic for my old pal IC.
Women in Rock Pt,1 of ...

Delores O'Riordan, hmmmm:)
Kick it out, Kick it out on the dancefloor like you just don't care.



Give me some.
heres to the girl who as a complete stranger made her boyfriend hoist me on his shoulders so as I could see this live at Cardiff Arms Park 23/07/95, I will never forget it.


I was such a short ass Thank you.
BTW I am still a short ass.
Probably the fastest I ever heard this song played live.
Michael Stipe Vs Eddie Vedder, Begin the begin.



Kinda cool, well I think so. X.

Reminds me of the night @ BBC radio Theatre for the premiere of UP, I was there thanks to fan club invite with my pal L.
Just a shame the timing is out on whoever uploaded it.

Congrats to Mr. Lightening, on breaking another world record. Again he did a lil camp dance afterwards, hehehe. dance on boy, your the fastest man on the planet.


Again, just because I wanted to see someone show genuine love to their friend.
So Paula Radcliffe died on her ass yet again in the olympics.
But well done to fellow Scot Chris Hoy,

who won his 3rd gold of this games, if he aint knighted I will hunt down both Pinsent & Redgrave & Dame Holmes come to think of it.
Well done Team GB, track & feild is dodgy for results, but we still getting our best results for over 50 years.
Womens marathon has just started, I hope Paula Radcliffe will win, I think it unlikely, despite it being her world record. Here's hoping we don't have to see her breaking down in the heat/shitting herself halfway through/flopping like a whale on a Japanese whaler.
There's a whole load of nasty shit cropping up all over the place about the magnificent Usain (lightening) Bolt winning 100M gold in a breathtaking world record performance in Beijing olympics earlier today, I just wanna make a positive comment, usain is the best sprinter on the planet today, the best of the best(?) lined up alongside him and could not keep up, ok, lets be honest they could not get within 10-15 meters of this guy, he is so far ahead of the rest it is inconceivable. He also seems like such a nice guy and for 21 years old and from Jamaica, well let me just say he seems perfectly comfortable dancing around camply without any attitude. I would totally hit it with him, hehehe.
I forgot to mention this track from when I watched the film "21", It's by MGMT, It wont let me embed it. The video is quite amusing, who don't want to sit astride a giant cat? BTW all those drummers at the beginning, Bejing opening ceremony? CGI? Anyone?
After a 2 hour plus session last night of urban fox's(yes, I mean the animal kind) going nuts in the grounds and my neighbours throwing buckets of water out their windows to try to move them on, they are back again for a repeat performance tonight, the fox's play does seem harsh and they do scream as if being gang raped (or so I imagine such a thing would sound) but I love to hear and see them play, fight, mate whatever it is they do to make such a row. Maybe it's just me being back on the pills, but anything to help the issue. Maybe it's the fuller moon last night and the full one tonight is driving them crazy? Either way I love them urban fox's.
Yeaa, ticket sales were poor in Cardiff, so My Boyz have had to downsize to the arena, if only Twickenham sales were so poor they would have to play wembley arena? Alas they aint, so it's down to nobody wants to go to Wales, maybe? as for promoters claiming credit crunch bollox. I still have no intention to see them in the outdoor shows, Been there done that, don't like it, please come back in December and play the appollo or some such smaller venue in London, Yea I am selfish*, I will def go to that.
*=see previous post.
The world is full of cunts.
Happy Birthday L, my dear sweet friend,
Sorry I cannot be there with you. Big Luv Rx.
G, u idiot, I said to you report the theft, but you didn't.
Now you been done.
Arrrgggghhhhh. Stop making ur problems mine.
Yea, my fave neighbour has not quite moved out.
Long story.
But it seems us residents do have a say, as far as parking goes, at least.
The new housing bastards, have suspended the restrictions because of his work, Ok he forged my sig while I was not here, I back his work and would have gladly signed had I been here. Just make your son keep up the good work. And if your son.... who is in his 20's.....
Noah and the whale
Barenaked ladies for the noughties, maybe not. Folk music?? I don't know.
They look like twats, but I kinda like the choons.
L why the hell did u reccommend "The Signal"?
Yea it was an ok film. but f*cking hell, surely this film is a pisstake of the whole horror genre? Only it aint funny or scary. Do not tell me it was a serious film, it was enjoyable, but it was so bad in places, but fun in others, yet still the best I can give it is a 5.3 out of 10. Hmmm it was OK.
So my lil baby cuz D has sent a txt to apologise, I just want my keys, Tho I haven't yet burned his bridges. Should I take my rage out on a dumb wit, or ..........
This is not MY D, who is no relation and I love very much, and I have mega hot nauughties with.
It seems I have had a facebook set up by some friends,
I believe you can find me under richard daman.
feel free to do whatever it is you do to be friends or whatever.
I just do not understand it, Maybe it will replace my blog!!!
D, thank you for a lovely night, I love the new house, cannot wait to spend some quality time there with you, thanx for a delicious dinner, and thank you for shall we call it dessert, hehehe, xxx.
Hey lil cuz T, Stay strong, I know it's tough moving somewhere that you dont know anyone, but please don't take it out on your immediates, you can call me and cuss me up all over the place, I won't be hurt by it. Cos I know you don't mean it, but it will hurt your closest. Glad you were laughing at end of the call. I am always here for you babe. As I have shown you, all it takes is a call to me, and I can make you laugh.
No matter how shit I feel, I will always be there for you at the end of the fone.
One of only 2 neighbours that I talk to occasionally moved out today.
I am gutted, he & his family were really nice neighbours, i.e. no trouble.
Fuck knows what I will get in replacement, the new housing paople have sent chavs so far, But here's hoping they will be friendly, and at least the new neighbours will be polite. 2 new Bogans/chavs will force me to leave. But perhaps that is just me being snobish. This next week will tell.
D, my big guy, Hot Hot Hot night, if it wasn't for the fan we would both have passed out, by now. Sleep well I will make sure your up for work. I love the new BMW, very comfy, hehehe. Hope reading this makes you smile at work. I know you will have enjoyed your breakfast. By the time you read this it will be your lunch time.
Looking 4ward to Tuesday, there's gonna be some noise comming outta ur new place. Looking 4ward to seeing the Muscle car also, build up is so Hot. I will feel sorry for your new neighbours, X.
P.S. be glad I didn't have my new phone, LOL.
Great, we have a whole new family of Bogan's/Chavs/trailer trash move into the building.
I think there must be at least double figures staying in a 2 bedroom flat.
Watching them trying to force the electronic door to get in is something I need to video, cos the Locksmiths replaced the magnet in the door so you can't pull it open anymore, I will hold of making further comment, for now.
For Mr. G fans


Hehehe X
I just saw "wall:E", definately the sweetest movie of the year.
So cute. So pretty. So awesome.
Better than the new Batman movie!!!!
There I said it.
I expect the firebombs over the weekend.
Just don't do it when the kids are playing outside.
BTW, Sorry if this offends anyone, BUT....
The calls for Heath Ledger to get an Oscar for the new Batman movie is BULLSHIT.
Yea, it's a really good film.
But he was better in Brokeback Mountain.
Just cos he died is a shit reason for winning.
If I take an overdose(?) now, I won't be nominated.
Yet I have performed fantastically for some.
Damn shame they werent in the Academy.


AAARRRGGHH, it's true, we all forget sometimes.

Stipe still had some hair.
And Bill Berry was there, WOW.
This is just for me.
Not the best, I ever heard it, but it still makes me cry.

X
We have had the cops here again tonight,
This time they have taken away a 9-12 yr old as an alleged sex offender, he was seen shouting at some kid who lives in the building, masturbating under his clothes, the dumbfuck kid just happened to do it in front of one of the buildings cameras, and a neighbour recorded it for the police to view. This IS a nice place to live, hopefully this kid wont be registered as a sex offender, cos if he is, him and his family are fucked. I didn't see it, I heard the shouting but did not view the alleged act.

P.S. G don't ask for opinions then hang up when you do not like the reply.
You way toooooo old for that nonsense. Big luv Rx
Tom Delaney, or wotever spelling you want.
I will not include pics cos he is 14 now.
He is based in Plymouth, and awesome in his sport.
Give me Phillips Idowu anyday.
google the guy.
3 things.
1, If your family member betrays you, Hold out. (Till they fail you yet again).
2, Do not turn down hot sex, (in favour of family members).
3, When family fails you again, do what you want.

Save the Internet | Rock the Vote
For the last 3-4 hours, police been swarming all over the grounds of this building, until an hour ago we even had Police helicopter spotlighting various parts of the gardens, eventually 5 cops wheeled away some kind of motorbike/scooter type thing.
Fuck knows what that was about.
I might do the cock/gut punch thing later when I have doodled a graphic that tries to explain it.
You all know I love me a bit of Outkast,
so check out the Chris Brown track, "Hold Up". You can so tell Big Boi is involved,
Remember Miss Jackson.
Apart from the odd tune, he wants to be Usher, Sorry Chris, Usher has been done, even he is chasing you now, Usher you still the Papi of all these Ne-Yo Chris Brown babies. You so major Papi now especially with a lil stubble.
Former gay porn star Bobby Blake, has a book out,
I always thought he came across as a mean bastard,
but I had heard rumours that he was a lovely sweet guy,
well he sat down with Men Of Color for a chat, and it does seem the rumours are true, he is a nice sweet guy.
Thanks to Men Of Color blog,( yea I know Americans spell it differently).
Still Men Of Color is a cool blog.
here's hoping I can get a big hug from Bobby if he ever visits London.

On a seperate note, I need to do a post on the new cock/gut punch I saw tonight.
All I can say is, I thought someone had been stabbed, not an extreme reaction here in Tottenham, it was sort of innocent.
For all the Brits enjoying "Summer Heights High" on BBC3, I will suggest "We can be heroes" Written etc. by the Hilarious "Chris Lilley", which is much funnier, in some ways, and came before the hit show. Enjoy Bitches. X
Helicopters Hovering.
Watching Conspiracies,
Families moving in?
I think it might all be bad?
Then again, maybe not.
I guess how it will, all, make me sad?
Or it might make me......
Well done, Rafael Nadal, Venus Williams, Serena & Venus williams and 14 yr old Laura Robson for winning their respective Wimbledon titles, the ones I haven't mentioned is 'cos I couldn't give a shit. Thank whichever god you may choose I am so happy Rafa stopped Federer winning 6 in a row.
Hey LK, great moment. Was well hot.
On a more serious note.
Nice to know the fuckwit London mayor Boris Johnson's deputy has been totally fucked for being a money grabbing sly bastard, allegedly.
Can we look into Boris' financial past and do the same.
This Neo-Con tory cunt makes George W Bush look bright, OK maybe not. but they must rank side by side for stupidity, I cant wait to see the 3rd building collapse documentary about 9/11 as our American friends call it.
Conspiracy and all that, or is it Neo-Conspiracy.
Why did the third tower collapse?
nothing hit it.
Yet building WTC7 crumbled.
Nice to shave my head.
grade 4 all over.
Roll on the next few weeks.
Stabbing central here in London, download the drama "Fallout".
If u carry a blade. prepare to be someone's bitch in prison.
Hey big guy, thanx for last night,
it was so good to see u,
apologies tho, cos I got so carried away I forgot to give u ur birthday stuff.
Mind u, I think u got one hell of a present, hehehe.
So glad I don't have to go out today, even sitting here typing is painful.
Big love for my Big Guy D, xx
Massive thanks to G, L, D, etc.
Nice to be out of Town.
London L, D, 'kin hell roll on tues/weds nights.
Thanx Devon connection.

Arrggghh
Rumer Willis.
Well done G.
Tho I did have fun freaking you out.
Lil cuz D, you are welcome, despite my better judgement.
Heres to a good weekend.

Official Video, but UK members cannot embed.
Yes, G this is aimed at u.
You know why.
I may still have to cut you out of my life.
So my lil cuz, who behaved like a c*nt lst time he was here wants another chance, How can I refuse? it's family, but I ain't said yes yet. But how can I say no. Hmmm.
From "UP".
Damn. I never saw this live.


I weep at this.


A beautiful song live.
Mike Mills "The sexiest most unsexy bachelor in a rock band".
Look at the love, feel the love.
oh to be "west of the fields".
Let me in?


Wow. X
Many thanx to okeastron on youtube for posting my boyz bitz from Hollywood Bowl,

Audience recordings, still fucking awesome.
One of my fave older tunes, Circus Envy.


And of course my theme tune, Horse to water.
what does "white diamond and Lotus flower" smell like?
most lying advert ever?
Bold 2 in 1 advert for fabric softner?
WHAT THE F*CK!!
Surely a white diamond has no smell?
BTW.
If anyone knows who the bald black guy playing Badminton
in the grounds earlier was, tell me, cos I wanna hit that all weekend long.
Don't forget this Flat is ideal for your London Olympic Visit.
Book Now to get a good price. X
1 Good thing,
My aunty pat's remission is going strong.
1 bad thing,
WTF is Edward Norton doing involved with this shit that is the new Hulk movie?
Youtube the trailer, it looks like shit.
Not as bad as the first film. but still shit.
Way beneath Ed Norton.
Then again Having seen the trailer for Will Smith's new film, "Hancock",
2 massive howlers for the summer blockbuster. What film to look forward to?
I just don't care.
But well done new Batman movie for hiding it.
Cos at least Heath Ledger looks good as "The Joker".
2 things,
congrats G on passing the final HMP thang, I'm so proud.
Congrats T & S on your new house, Grab it with both hands girl.
I know where ur moving to T, I will stalk u, if I don't get an invite.
Massive Love T, "Be all that you can be". X.
Congratulations to George Sampson,
He won Britain's Got Talent.
This kid is an amazing dancer.
youtube him, and ask how he has not broken his back.
Well done Signature for comming 2nd
youtube them too.
oooh, He is a peado?

Despite some great tunes, moles et al, R. Kelly is a child molester?

Official vids cant be embedded. A lil too much "Bump n Grind"?
I don't dare upload it from Virgin media, 'cos we all know it will be me who pays for it. " I dont see nothing wrong, with a lil bump and grind". Me neither, But I wouldn't hit it with anyone under 20, let alone under 16 allegedly.
'kin hell, I am in lust with this lad.

We just got the 1st episode of "Greek" here in the UK,
Damn this boy is so hot, and he's playing gay, I would hit that all day every day for a week at least, nonstop. Oh his name is Paul James BTW.
Not that it matters I would just call him "again". As long as he is in his 20's.
One of my neighbours has been blasting a mashed up remix of "Horse To Water" and some drum n bass track, I wish I could find out which neighbour it is so I could get a copy of it for you all to hear, it kinda works in a weird sort of way. Reminds me of the 808 remix of king of comedy, but much more aggressive. *Note to self, must stalk neighbours till I find out who did it and how I can get a copy of it.
Just had a listen to Alanis Morrissette's new album "Flavors Of Entanglement" (damn US spelling) Gotta say I love it. "Citizen Of The Planet" is best opening tune I heard this year, even better than my boyz "Living Well Is The Best Revenge" from "Accelerate".
But then I aint that keen on "Living well...".
I kinda want Alanis to sing at my cock as I ram it down her throat, so many syllables in one word, she has to be good.
I think I might be a lesbian. Damn it I have a mighty fine cock, so that rules me out.
It does sound a little over produced in places, but it works for me. I will even forgive some of her past work.
Welcome back bitch, be angry, if you don't agree, then that's fine.
No doubt we will agree on something else, we are just people after all.
If we all liked the same thing, it would be a very dull world.

P.S. someone must be looking for a 1 bedroom flat in London.
I wanna leave London, will include pics soon.
Came across this on Murmurs.com, it's quite cool.
Who do you see, Einstein or Marylin?
Look first as you normally would in front of the screen, then stand back about 15 feet and see who you see then.

Congratulations Celtic for winning 3 SPL titles in a row.
as a former catholic I am so glad they won the title.
Fuck Rangers, Proddy bastards as we used to call them.
sectarianism was strong back in the day.
I guess it sticks with me.
Nice to know Sir Alex Ferguson's old Aberdeen team Stopped them winning after his Man Utd squad won Euro glory.
Aint life grand?
when this is the best life can offer you.
Well done Manchester United, for winning the Champions league, on top of the premiership title. 50th aniversary of the Munich disaster,
and the best in Europe, well done.
Apologies for no recent updates, had things going on and haven't felt much like sharing, though this I had to.
I just heard what I thought was someone being gang raped, murdered or both.
Turned out to be a small group of foxes, fighting, mating, messing around.
I have seen and heard this all before, but when you live in London, you can never be sure which is which, it is delightful and worrying to see these lovely creatures going about their lives, never sure how much pain or pleasure they go through.
Perhaps a metaphor for all our lives.
1 bedroom flat/apartment to let.
North London. large gardens outside.
what the fuck has London done?
Electing Boris?
Thats it, if you want to rent A ONE BEDROOM FLAT IN NORTH LONDON?
I have a flat to rent.
get in touch via links.
This fool won, Boris Johnson is the new mayor of London.
Ken got us the olympics, despite the costs,
Boris will destroy london before the olympics, in 2012.
Can he get rid of the bendy bus around the city, the refusal to build routemaster buses, by big companies?
LONDON IS NOW THE BIGGEST JOKE IN THE WHOLE OF EUROPEAN CITIES.
Sublet now, for a fair price.
Within 5 miles of the Olympic Village.
Deals to be made for years to come?
Thanks G. for keeping chatting, while I walked round my building.
Got back home to find wierd stuff, "Hollow Man".
Believe in me?
Blogger so bad.

Congratulations "Joe Calzaghe" who just beat Bernard Hopkins to win the Light heavyweight title, Joe "The Legend, as far as I am concerned" Calzaghe 44 fights undefeated, 10 years as Super Middle Weight Champion, steps up to Light Heavyweight and after being knocked down in the first round, goes on to to beat his man, Well done Wales, well done GBR, for a brit to beat an American in the USA is so tough, I would say Joe if you wanna wiggle your dick in someone's ass, in the 9th round, then come visit North London, I would hit it with you. I will last all 12 rounds baby. X
Having just watched "Jools Holland Later" on catchup with Virgin Media.
I watched for the Portishead performance to see if it would change my mind on the "Third" album. Sadly it hasn't, Beth Gibbons may have aged but her voice is still beautiful. The performance of the band was shit. Sorry, the bitch can sing, but the band want to be Radiohead. Trust me this aint the only comparison for tonight, Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings were good-ish, Mark Ronsons musicians had the sound written all over it. Toumani Diabete was Awesome, Portishead were,M'kay. Phil Campbell was quite good, didn't blow me away, but didn't make me change channel, Last Shadow Puppets seemed to want to be Muse/Radiohead/Oasis/Blur/Arctic mokeys/Human League hybrid that meant nothing. Devotchka were pretty amazing sounding live, I dunno what it was, the accordian, the voice the hotness of the singer, but cheack out Devotchka, I think there Kool. Tho Toumani Diabete and his Bizzare instrument was truly outstanding, I have no idea of what the instrument is, but he plays it beautifully and has worked with Bjork.
Nuff said. x
This is rumoured to be the next single from Accelerate.
Man Sized wreath.

gotta love that live feedback.
Do you ever watch your feet as you walk along?
It's very disorienting.



I just finished watching The mayoral debate for London with the top 3 party candidates,
if London votes for the massive twat Boris Johnson, (youtube this guy he is a fucking muppet, couldn't string one competent sentence together without stumbling). I am leaving London, which will piss me off big time, I wanna be here for the games in 2012, after all I been paying for part of them.
I would love Ken livingstone to get a 3rd term, if not him, my 2nd preference will be for the big old bender Brian Paddick to win. 'cos Like the Green party candidate that is as likely as Jesus turning up anytime 2moro, or Bill gates knocking my door while I am eating virgin monkey placenta, so please fellow Londoners "Ignore Boris", I might have to campaign for this, will have to start it first, but I will. X
If only camera phones had been around when me and my ex were chatting about the dumbfuck blonde politican guy munching on a whopper in BurgerKing a decade ago?
Well done everyone in London today who peacefully protested against the Chinese occupation of Tibet with the Olympic torch. Big love for all the non violent protests that will take place around the torch visiting cities in the world, especially free countries. Show some love.
And while I am in moaning mode.
I have just watched MUSE at Wembely H.A.A.R.P. from 2007,
What a balls up that is, Fuck me, it loses all perception of MUSE live.
Even Blue Leach managed to hang on to some of the confusion from REM Live DVD.
I hate to say that. But at least chris wolstenholme looks hot as always, nodding away.
I saw MUSE in Glasgow and they blew me away as I am sure I mentioned on here, But seeing the Wembley DVD, it would not make me wasnt to see them, the music is great but you get no sense of the show they create.
Right, this may get me into trouble, but I don't care the cunts can sue me.
I pre-ordered the CD+DVD edition of REM's new album ACCELERATE from Amazon uk, Believing I would get it on release day, well 5 days after release I get an email from them telling me "We're still trying to obtain the following item[s] you ordered", "Still want it? We'll keep on trying." "Estimated ship date: 06/05/08 - 21/05/08".
So despite pre order, they want 5 weeks after release date to try and obtain a copy for me, fucking cunts, if they couldn't match the release date why not tell me before?
I just hope my pal can pick up a copy for me in a local record shop in next day or so, cos they do seem to have them instore, just not in my neighbourhood, hence my pre-order.
I can't even cancel my pre-order till I know someone has picked me up a copy of the DVD+CD version I want. Bastards.
"Losing My Religion" REM Live in NY.
Supernatural Superserious by REM live in NY.
Hollow Man By REM Live in NY.
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If you love Radiohead as much as I do, 2nd only to my boys REM, be sure check this out and listen to the live show they did for BBC Radio 2 today, yea I know the date but this not an April Fool's joke, A friend got invited by one of his other friends to go see them, I now hate him and will never speak to him again, joke. Anyhoo they played to a crowd of 200 people at the BBC radio theatre where I was lucky enough to be invited to see REM the night Before "UP" was released, So Lee I hope you get home safe tonight and you aint to knackered doing the 450 mile round trip, please whatever you dont drive off the motorway and die on your way home you fucker, Big love as always, you bastard.
The rest of you can catch the gig online "here" and be sure to know how to fake your IP if your outside the UK.

EDIT: if you listen to Steve Lamaq show from Tuesday night on BBC 6music, you can hear my friend Lee being interviewed live as he waited for coach back to South Devon, it's about 48 minutes into the show.
Horse To Water.?


I could have kept my head down
I might have kept my mouth shut
I should have held my own,
You lead a horse to water and you watch him drown.

You’re only as big as your battles.
Rattle my cage with your shadow.
I’m a bantamweight with a mouth full of feathers,
Don’t you know that what comes around goes around?

I’m not that easy,
I am not your horse to water (Water).
I hold my breath I come around, round, round.

Don’t darken my doorstep again,
You're mixing up lemonade gin gin,
You're mixing up lose with win/win,
You lead a horse to water and you watch him drown.

You're stumble on glass top table,
Divas chewing chalk on cable
Humvee up a beanstalk fable
I don't call this entertainment
‘cause Humpty’s falling down.

I’m not that easy,
I am not your horse to water (Water).
I hold my breath I come around, round, round.

Pick a fight launch a buzzy bar brawl
Friday night fuck or fight a pub crawl
Bantamweight with a mouth full of feathers,
Don’t you know that what comes around goes around?

I’m not that easy,
I am not your horse to water (Water).
I hold my breath I come around, round, round.

It’s not that easy
I am not your horse to water (Water).
I hold my breath, I come around, round, round
It’s going down, down, down
This runaround, round, round
is bound to pound
the daylights out of you!

"HERE"?
Pt 5 "Sing For The Submarine"


You can see them all in HD if you want to "here"
Pt 4 "Houston"
Pt 3 "On The Fly" a song played in Dubli rehearsals but not on the new Album.
Pt 2 "Living Well's The Best Revenge"
Vincent Moon presents 5 "Take Away Shows"
Up 1st "Until The Day Is Done"
I have to be careful here.
But it is alleged APPLE have or are about to sell this last few days performances,
including the apple instore performace,
If you are in the UK you can stream these things for free, I am not suggesting Apple are involved, in making money. Well except their instoe performance. Hmmm. you only need to check the free stuff, shame it all requires you instal Itunes
On a political note.
It seems it was good to have President Nicolas Sarkozy of France here in the UK.
Can Britain and France be rejoined "Once Again"
So I didn't get an invite or win a place at any of REM's performances this last few days, and I haven't won an invite to Radiohead performance either, tho a friend of a friend did. at least one of my friends will get to go.
Accelerate will be released this coming weekend around the world.
This is a rocking REM album. Please try to enjoy. X
Should I Smoke Dope? ( BBC3 Programme).
Who cares? 21 for sex drugs and votes.
Kids who do drugs and use for violence as an excuse?
Let's just drive over them at 40 miles an hour.
Then there is no doubt.
Well I just finished listening to My Boyz (cant be arsed to do link, it's in sidebar).
Playing live from The Royal Albert Hall in London on Radio 2, the songs have evolved so much since Dublin rehearsals, but proved again how much they have evolved live,
BTW you can get the webcast soon from the BBC Radio2 website within the next few hours or so, and I'm sure if you hunt around you will find an mp3 of the live stream minus the encore anytime within the next 30 mins.
How can the BBC not be the best public brodcaster in the world?
If you don't love the mighty boosh, learn to.
heres a lil something you should love.
Then we can crimp.


Or is old gregg the new britney? The Mighty Bossh did it first tho.
If you like doing surveys to be paid or win money?
Can you fake a uk IP address?
Then join "here"
Earn a few dollars a time, dependant on currency rates,
So now we know.

He he he.
So finally "My Boyz" new album "Accelerate" has leaked online, I am sure you are all clever enough to work out how to find it if you want to hear it, cos I aint telling you. I have only just finished listening to it for the first time. I may or may not post a review when I have had a few more listens, but first impressions are Fuck Me it's a blast. My namesake blog song is fucking awesome but then you all knew that cos I posted bits of it from the Live rehearsals that took place in Dublin last year.
Who doesn't want one of these?


Sexy boy David Haye unified the Cruiser Weight Division tonight.
Go David, Go David, Go David.
Will he survive at heaveyweight?
Who knows? He still a honey.
Checkout that 6-8 pack.
Might even be a ten pack if the rumours are true.
I found this quote listed on a site while browsing, I thik it's pretty funny, but how many words can you substitute for the first one?

"Government = Condom. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."

I don't know who said it first, but was amused.
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I will pound the daylights out of you.
I just finished watching "The Green Mile" for the umpteenth time, shown on channel 4 here in the UK. It still makes me cry like a bitch, and makes me hope that "Living well's, the best revenge."
Shocked to find out the actor who plays Eduard Delacroix, also Elmos world, Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle(Michael Jeter)was dead, let alone been dead for 4/5 years and died from AIDS related illness.
Had this song stuck in my head since I woke up this morning,
God what did I dream about last night?
NME Awards 2008.
Godlike Genius Award Winners:
Manic Street Preachers.
Are you fucking kidding me?
These bunch of cunts are huge in which country?
Oh yes, that's right. NONE.
Apart from a few of hits in the UK, Maybe even A solitary number 1?
What are they famous for, all I can recall is the drag queen bass player suggesting that he wanted Michael Stipe to hurry up and die from AIDS already?
Here is my nasty bit, if this "band" were that good, maybe one of the founding members wouldn't have gone missing/killed himself/never been seen since, would have stayed long enough to enjoy there limited success.
Godlike genyi?(spelling)they are not.
Tho I cannot wait for Muse Live at Wembley DVD to be released.
nice to see Radiohead win 2 awards, tho it wasn't mentioned on the broadcast.
My God, people complain about award shows all the time.
I add my voice to that, They are all shit, and mean nothing in the life of a person.
If the fans enjoy their music, then may your god love them all.
Well done to "Tottenham Hotspur" for beating the mighty Chelski(chelsea) in the League Cup Final, it was good to see my local team win something.
Just because I can and I want to.



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I gotta say I am kinda loving the cheese & funk of this tune right now.
That's right people, funky cheese, lap it up.

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Superserious Superfuckingannoyed.
You spend over 108 hours in 3 weeks to get the artwork for a club night printed & the printer is scared to use the images. God I would Love to Name The Print Company, They based in Torquay is all I am gonna say. Public Domain images scare them cos they don't know what Public Domain means. These fools need to wake up. Thank fuck for "friends"

Nice edit, well done.


REM clip, New Album Highlight.
The BRITS PT 5,
Brit group - The Arctic Monkeys
Performance - Amy Winehouse - Love is A Losing Hand.
Brit Single - Take That - Shine, BOLLOCKS.
Brit Album - The Arctic Monkeys - Favorite Worst Nightmare
And Of Course The Legend Award To Paul Mcartney. Yawn, He Turned it Down a few years ago, Expect Beatles hits yawn.
Performance Sir By Paul Mcartney. Bored audience leaving before end of his set, hence his "are you walking?" comment. Lot's of Whoo's by Paul. You can bet there will be a thumbs up before the end.
Live and let die, night night Paul, if he does hey jude i will puke.
UPDATE:: He did hey jude, I am off to throw up.
THE BRITS PT4
International Female - Kylie, WTF??? She won this on a sympathy vote surely, Rhianna has to have been mugged on this, a JOKE AWARD.
Leona Lewis Performed Live More than Miss Kylie could hope to.
Best International Group - The Foo Fighters
Brit Female - Kate Nash,
International album - The Foo Fighters
Performance by Mark Ronson with Adele, Daniel Merryweather & of course Amy Winehouse.
This one you should look for on youtube or other sources.
The Brits PT 3.
International Male - Kanye West.
Brit Male - Mark Ronson. 1st Winner not to sing.
Kaiser Chiefs perform, Ruby Ruby Ruby, more like Fools Gold, Yawn.
Don't forget you getting all this info BEFORE that fat whore Perez tells you, He busy whoring himself among the audience after all he's a celebrity? Choke Choke Choke.
He might get backstage pic's. But .....
PT 4 coming up.
THE BRITS PT,2
Brit Newcomer or somit like that, Winner was Adele, kool she was born in Tottenham,
Brit Breakthrough Act - Mika, bit of a surprise as Leona Lewis was a hot fave for this.
Then old Botox devotee Kylie performed a rehash of some old old songs, Yawn, my hands moved more typing this than her face moves in a whole year.
do you really wanna know PT 3, its coming right up either way.
The BRITS PT, 1.

Mika & Beth ditto Kick off the show,
Best British Live Act went to Take That, well it was voted for by Radio2 listeners so MUSE and The Arctic Monkeys were onto a loser from the start.
Rhianna & The Klaxons did yet another mashup of Umberella and a Klaxons song whose name escapes me.
Stay tuned for the rest.
Wanna direct your own REM video for the new single?
All the clips in HD, clicky.

He may not be the youngest kid in town, But Michael Stipe was pictured on crutches attending NY Fashion week. OK, just forget Marc Jacobs used him as a muse recently, the old rumours are flying, Stipe has "full blown AIDS"(what does that even mean?)Cancer? damn, you mean he has it/them again? Ah that must be the reason REM are about to embark on a world tour, cos like when REM didn't tour with their best selling "out of time & Automatic for the people", insurance companies won't insure a terminally ill patient. Oh that's right, they did tour the "Monster" album. He has a perfectly regular ankle/foot/leg injury, no disease to go with it, except bad taste in clothes, nothing new there then.
the great beyond:

Everybody hurts:

Bad Day:

Well done the people that did them.
Look below to see what got me started on this.
Can you find videos of your favourite band in SIMS form?
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These are for me.

Horse To Water, Get it??????
& just for it's oddness.

No love or kisses for me though.
This is for my Del, who lives near London.

For a petrol-head, house maniac, Damn.
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This is for my pal "G" who Lives in the south west uk.
Partly for personal reasons, This is one song I know my mum loved.

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This is for my pal "D" who lives in south west uk.

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This is for my pal "L" in south west of uk.

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For my pal "I" on south coast of uk.

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For my pal "A" on south coast of uk.

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This if for my pal "M" in Glasgow, Scotland, UK.

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was watching my fave Elmo clips and stumbled across this clip of my fave girl,

This song sums me up right now,
which is why i was watching Elmo.
and in case you don't know my Elmo clips, see below.

I have a focus for my anger.
I have to do stuff to justify my illness.
But I cannot face going out.
"My Boyz" will announce europe dates on 11/02/08, or 02/11/08 for US readers.
Click "Here" to hear the new single.
Spanish F1 fans have let us all down. I am annoyed that this took place just outside my faveourite city in the world, Barcelona. After seeing the images of "blacked up" haters, F1 should punish the circuits big time. Tho I still love Barcelona, it is my happy place.
Just finished watching Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd.
It was fab.
I thought/hoped it would be Pan's Labyrinth of 2008.
But to compare the 2 films would be wrong.
It was almost as brilliant,
it was Tim Burton's forgivness.
I got what I wanted from Burton's film.
It was beautiful, it was satisfying.
The angles, the colours and a sondheim soundtrack was fantastic.
I will buy the dvd. But I know it just missed it's mark.
If I consider Pan's to be a 10/10,
Then Sweeny will be a 9/10.
It deserves a 9.25/10.
Mark Ronson's next single, I loved the album last year.
Valerie was outstanding. This Radiohead cover was ok, kinda cool.
Then I saw this video, it would have been really funny if Tom Yorke did the vocal.

go see the original.
Not sure mark did the right thing.
Mind you I fucking hated Britney "suicide psycho" Spears "Toxic". But mark Ronson version I liked.

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here.
Catch the trailer for "My Boyz" new single "Supernatural Superserious". Some of the clips are from the night I saw them in Dublin. How do I know? The outfit, I was there & the fact that a day or so ago "ninetynights" showed said clips as part of the collection thats building, where Stipe talks about it being the 4th night 0f 5 rehearsals. This tune was called Disguised at the live rehearsals.
I am back in London,
much later than I thought.
But then, my thinking, ain't been too good lately.
Apologies for the missed HD downloads,
If anybody has the HD versions of nights 15-28, please email me.
Thanks to D,G & L for keeping me going.
Big luv to u 3.
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